“I WANT TO FUCK LIGHTNING MCQUEEN”
A caller tells me why their patience for their friend's attraction to cartoon characters is wearing thin. Then a call center worker discloses that they look at their client’s homes while on the line w...
8 Mar 202354min
VACATIONS AND DEMONS AND STARBUCKS
A caller’s friend invites himself on the caller’s family vacation to Honduras and exhibits some bizarre behavior while there.Afterwards a caller reveals his aptitude for conjuring demons, a caller exp...
5 Mar 20231h 1min
THE PIZZA MAN
A pizza delivery driver shares his experiences on the job, the various characters he meets along the way, and the frightening reality of seeing a bit of himself in these characters. Then a pair of bro...
1 Mar 20231h
THE PROXY MARRIAGE
A caller tells me how they married a stranger they met on Instagram and moved with them to Germany within the span of three months.Afterwards a couple speculates on what to do with each other’s remain...
26 Feb 202357min
“HEY I’M TONY HOW YOU DOIN’?”
I talk to a solider and aspiring chef about exploring his sexuality as well as the possibility of opening an Italian-Mexican fusion restaurant. Spaghetti tacos baby.Afterwards a caller tells me how pi...
22 Feb 20231h 3min
"WHAT I LEARNED FROM DRIVING A HOT DOG"
A caller reminisces with me about his time driving the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile across 30 different states.Then a caller tells me about their child’s secret open adoption, and we learn from a caller w...
19 Feb 202357min
“I HAVE 7 KIDS”
One of my favorite calls lately: a single mother phones in to tell me about the trials and tribulations that come with raising 7 kids. It’s a real deep one.Afterwards a caller discloses that they have...
15 Feb 202355min
"I HATE MY NAME"
A caller fills me in on the pros and cons of being named Will Smith.Afterwards a caller tells me how he used several loads of cum to get revenge on his roommate, a caller has difficulty connecting wit...
12 Feb 20231h
