"I'M A BOUNTY HUNTER" (recorded in real life)
I smashed my computer with a hammer and decided to go outside and talk people IRL at the park as a gecko. Those people include a bounty hunter searching for a fugitive, a man obsessed with Funko Pops,...
17 Aug 202255min
"I STALK PEOPLE ONLINE"
A caller confesses that she’s been using a fake Facebook account to stalk various people from her past. Though she logs into the account daily to keep tabs on her enemies, we dissect the idea of delet...
14 Aug 20221h 9min
"I'M IN LOVE WITH 200FT MEN"
A caller tells me that she has an unusual sexual obsession with giant men over 200ft tall. We chat about how it has affected her romantic life, as well as how it feels to have a fantasy that’s physica...
10 Aug 20221h 7min
NOEL MILLER GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO
I am joined by comedian Noel Miller to be geckos and talk to people on the phone. Noel is best known as a comedian, musician, and host of the Tiny Meat Gang podcast. He is also a nice guy.Callers incl...
7 Aug 20221h 46min
"I WAS SENT INTO THE WOODS"
A caller reflects on her time being kidnapped and dropped off at a rehabilitation program located in the middle of the woods five years ago.Later I talk to an aspiring stand-up comedian, a woman who r...
3 Aug 20221h 9min
"MY EX'S FAMILY ADOPTED ME"
A caller tells me that after breaking up with her boyfriend, she moved in with his parents. Now some years later, she has taken on the role of their daughter while her ex has no connection to the fami...
31 Jul 20221h
"I HAVE A PEN CAP STUCK IN MY ASS"
A caller and I weigh out his options on what to do about the pen cap that is currently stuck in his ass.Then we hear from a caller who’s been having intense sex dreams about fictional characters she’s...
27 Jul 202256min
"I ALMOST RUINED A WEDDING"
A caller struggles with whether or not to tell his wife that he completely destroyed the men’s bathroom at her friend’s wedding. Then a caller struggles with whether or not to remain with her partner ...
24 Jul 202258min
