“WE’RE DIVORCING AFTER 20 YEARS”
A caller’s dream about his balls going up into his asshole leads to a conversation about his divorce, a caller shares their gripes working in the vet industry, and a final caller misses the trauma of ...
22 Okt 20251h 9min
“I’VE BEEN LIVING IN MY TRUCK”
A caller starts living in their work truck after their 9 year relationship ends, a caller fears they’re a mean person, and a final caller tries to find me. The ghost of Franz Kafka is at the door. I a...
19 Okt 20251h 15min
“I NEGLECTED MY LIFE FOR MY MUSICAL”
We speak with two extremely wholesome theater enthusiasts in a Buc-ees parking lot about their post-show-depression, a caller notices she’s dating men that look like her ex, and I read some viewer mai...
15 Okt 20251h 10min
“I STABBED MYSELF BUT NOW I'M CHILLING”
A caller's changes turns his life around after stabbing himself, a caller tries to avoid PDA, and I read some viewer mail. I am the captain now. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercas...
12 Okt 20251h 40min
“I HAVE A FART FETISH”
A caller explains how his fart fetish has affected his dating life, a caller shares stories from his life as a bouncer, and I read some viewer mail. It is time to do karaoke with a rock. I am a gecko...
8 Okt 20251h 14min
“I AM A MUSCLE MOMMY”
A caller talks about being a female competitive body builder, a caller touts his extensive root beer collection, and I read emails. The Blue Man Group is coming over to play checkers. I am a gecko.Se...
5 Okt 20251h 19min
GECKMAIL: I LEFT MY GF TO TRAVEL
Hello. In this episode I read viewer mail and also rant a little. Some of those emails include leaving your relationship to travel, the weird feeling of being accepted after wearing make-up, lab mice,...
1 Okt 20251h 15min
“I FOUND MY DISTANT DAD”
A caller’s estranged father friends them on Facebook, a caller’s brother returns from prison to live with them, and a final caller aims to escape their troubles by going to Germany. Get in the pool. I...
28 Sep 20251h 11min
