This is the Average Daily Life by Ava

It will take you little, to no time to figure out who’s actually worth your time.

6 Jun 20228min

Everything you’re looking for is looking for you too.

1 Jun 202212min

Cocaine is cheaper than baby formula.

25 Mai 202214min

If I had a penis, I would sling-shot popcorn from my erection to my mouth.

17 Mai 20227min

Mention someone for no reason just to disturb them.

8 Mai 20227min

I’ll take a funny guy over a pretty boy with slick words any day.

2 Mai 202215min

Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

26 Apr 202210min

Might fuck around and reply “who married you?” when people say their divorce is final.

20 Apr 20228min