MAN ALIVE!!
A song i wrote on the 5.05 train Leeds to London by the time ya get there you felt like you've been in a shipwreck rocking and rolling with so many people crushed into a small space I was gonna shout ...
7 Apr 20242min
PLASTIC FANTASTIC
This is a song i wrote about the catastrophic creations cause through having too much cosmetic surgery leaving so many a patient in the perpetual state of a reconstructive purgatory the surgeons are c...
6 Apr 20242min
DEAD HEAD
A short tune I wrote for a friend who constantly gets blitz then sits around all day sending the same emails over and over driving us all round the bend by tapping again and again on resend.
3 Apr 20242min
THE DEVIL WEARS BEIGE.
A song written about an old person in the analogy of an old car that starts to break down with age.
29 Mar 20243min
THE KISS OF DEATH
A song about a women whose mischief like that of lady Macbeth caused many a death
28 Mar 20243min
CORDELIA
Shakespeare was a genius at portraying the macaveillion side of the human race. The poet Shelley said that king Leah was the most perfect specimen of art existing in the world. Sigmund Freud also took...
27 Mar 20243min
SILK PURSE SOW'S EAR
A short song I wrote for my godson Todd after seeing how the human being is producing hybrid animals zebra crossed with rhinoceros I mean have we gone completely mad what's next a cockerel crossed wit...
25 Mar 20242min
THE LION KING
A song about looking at my Godson watching the Lion king I cast myself back to childhood where I first saw a pathetic lion used as a guard dog in a scrap yard chained toothless clawless and castrated ...
25 Mar 20243min
