That Is SO Dan Brown | Today I Learned Nothing
Steve's family has fun with the "F" word (yes, that one) and Jason dulled his artistic abilities to make Pictionary more fun. Finally, the guys talk about, then spoil, The Da Vinci Code in this, the y...
27 Jul 202015min
The Dew Tree, Brought To You By Dew, Do the Dew! | Today I Learned Nothing
Jason is worried that his daughter isn't learning responsibility but Steve is concerned that Jason is a terrible father in the first place (serving lemonade at breakfast, the cad!). Steve's mother-in-...
20 Jul 202017min
Get It Off The Pole On Steve Avenue | Today I Learned Nothing
Steve recalls second-hand sign-stealing events he definitely wasn't a part of, back when trucks were made of nothin' but ... TRUCK. He also implores Jason to get napalmic on the wasps terrorizing him ...
13 Jul 202014min
Determination & Gumption, Sweetheart | Today I Learned Nothing
Steve, a self-proclaimed master mover, nearly crushed his friend's head with a washing machine, which Steve got mad about when the friend appeared to be injured for several seconds. Jason's best frien...
6 Jul 202013min
The Real Dumb Friend Is The Friends We Made Along The Way | Today I Learned Nothing
Steve's pranking prowess was constantly held back by the dumb friend. Jason argues that he might have been the dumb friend all along. Also, Gwar is both cool and weird. Finally, trust kids when they g...
29 Jun 202019min
Wanna Have a Good Time? Go To Daddy | Today I Learned Nothing
Jason is ... allergic (?) to something in certain ... kinds of ... meat? Maybe? But he's a MAN, so don't question him. And Steve guarantees he's the fun parent, and he's ALSO a man, so don't question ...
22 Jun 202018min
The Wet Dream Boob Movie | Today I Learned Nothing
Puberty is tough, especially when you're a late bloomer AND on the basketball team. But what about blooming too much, turning you into a 'Squatch-like? Also, watch that video they show you before midd...
15 Jun 202013min
Help Me, Stormpuncher | Today I Learned Nothing
After Jason shares some BREAKING NEWS about a Stormy Daniels comic series, we learn about his father, whose heart was broken by a tornado what took his true love away decades ago. That's the story Ste...
8 Jun 202017min
