P.S. I'm a Goat | Today I Learned Nothing
It's February, so love is in the air! Steve fondly remembers his potato and pun-fueled proposals as a young boy coming of age in Idaho while Jason recalls when he learned what the word "statutory" mea...
10 Feb 202019min
The Freudiest Of Slips | Today I Learned Nothing
Steve threatens a good fingering for his whole work group, while both he and Jason agree that the NSFW tag exists for a reason. Also, just what's going through Jason's brain in most moments of the day...
3 Feb 202014min
Where Is This Dog and When Can He Smell Me? | Today I Learned Nothing
Watching Jason declutter and basically just vomit most of his belongings on the conveyor belt at the airport is like watching a terrible, reverse magic trick. Meanwhile, being without his children on ...
27 Jan 202016min
Burp More, Fart Less | Today I Learned Nothing
Jason's daughter owns him with a combination of well-timed farts and unusually strong will. Steve lived the childhood of a human tackling dummy and he ... loved it?
20 Jan 202014min
Push The Buttons Tonight | Today I Learned Nothing
Steve is raising his kids right on a steady diet of parental care and Mario Kart. It's driving Jason up a wall, and not in the Mario Kart 8 way. Also, stop trying to bridge the generation gap, it's fi...
13 Jan 202015min
The Best of the Last Decade | Today I Learned Nothing
Clam up and have a listen to the best TILN discussions of the last decade! Even though it's double the usual length (a whole half-hour!), we still value your time and we've included only the best bits...
6 Jan 202024min
I C U While U Poo | Today I Learned Nothing
The penultimate episode of the decade dances with the one that brought us, as Steve has more bathroom thoughts. Ever seen one-way glass in a bathroom stall? How about trough-style urinals that match t...
23 Des 201910min
Once a Pervert, Never the Offender | Today I Learned Nothing
It's time to kick back, pour some 'nog, light the fire, and enjoy Steve's misfortunes and misadventures from China. Learn second-hand why you should strive to learn "butthole, itchy, and no I don't wa...
16 Des 201913min
