
Ep. 93: Do I Bedazzle You?
BUCKLE UP EVERYTONE IT'S WEDDING TIME!!!! Bella doesn't care though so she doesn't tell us very much. And we ask a big question...has SMeyer ever even been in a wedding??? Email us your thoughts on ...
4 Jun 202251min

Ep. 92: Creepy Ceiling Babies
The baby foreshadowing is STRONG, y'all. Did you know Edward and Bella are gonna have a baby in this book? Well, did you?? Not so surprising when they talk so much about doing it but refuse to prepare...
28 Mai 202257min

Ep. 91: With Edward In My Happy Place (Breaking Dawn Season Premiere!)
WE'RE BAAAAACK! And just like a vampire, our love for you guys is immortal. In this episode we catch up from our break, and dive into the first chapter of Breaking Dawn to find that Bella has truly no...
21 Mai 20221h 8min

Ep. 90: Eclipse of Eclipse: Season Finale!
Listeners! Thank you for sticking with us through Eclipse! In this episode we close out the third book of the Twilight Saga with some of your quality analysis, a spirited debate over whether or not Po...
27 Mar 20221h 6min

Ep. 89: She Cry Cry Cries in Her Lonely Heart
Bella is Big Sad and we're maybe a little unsympathetic about it, but that's what happens when we know Bella is about to get everything she thinks she's giving up!!! This chapter is no New-Moon-months...
19 Mar 202255min

Ep. 88: The Chapter Where Jacob Says the Title
Eclipse is still not done, and there is still more for Jacob to be annoying about!! In this ep, Bella continues to pick Edward, and we continue to hear about how Bella doesn’t know what she wants. Jak...
12 Mar 20221h 4min

Ep. 87: The Short Second Life of a Convenient Plot Point
Well fam, apparently there are still a few more chapters to Eclipse left. To what end? Very unclear to us. But here are some highlights of discussion from this chapter: The Volturi is the IRS but wi...
5 Mar 202251min

Ep. 86: Gay Twilight AU (A Guest Thesis)
YOOOO IT'S A GUEST EPISODE! Thanks so much to our pal Olivia Neal for joining us! Olivia is a Twilight ~scholar~ who makes an impenetrable argument about why Twilight should have been gay. And you kno...
26 Feb 202255min



















