Twilight Phase

UGH this is the stupid chapter where stupid Jacob kisses Bella even though she makes her feelings PERFECTLY clear, and Edward is the only person who cares about her feelings. At least Bella punches Ja...

24 Okt 20211h 6min

Hi friends! Welcome to our latest guest episode! Our good friend Chance weighs in on some important questions, all based on her own life experience, like: Are the Cullens a cult? What would have to ch...

16 Okt 20211h 7min

Hello, listeners! In this episode, life comes at Bella fast! Graduation is quickly approaching as is the Cullens’ plan to move against the newborn army. Renee won’t be there because Phil BROKE HIS THI...

9 Okt 202159min

Hello, listeners! It is time to dive into the dark, uncomfy, unnecessary world of Jasper's backstory. We have BEEF WITH THAT MAN!!! We learn about the vampire wars and discuss the interesting conclusi...

2 Okt 20211h 3min

Hey there listeners! In this week’s episode we have a great time hypothesizing about multi-limbed vamps and the murder spree in Seattle. Plus, get this… BELLA AND EDWARD COMMUNICATE!!!! Who knew? Also...

26 Sep 20211h 4min

Hello friends!! Lo, we have returned! In this episode, we discuss the blatant racism inherent in Smeyer's depiction of our wolfy friends and making up false origin stories about the Quileute Tribe. Al...

18 Sep 20211h 15min

We made it through the storm (hope y’all are safe, fam!) and are here to FIGHT about: Whether rats are grosser than squirrels How stupid humans will be for fashion Whether werewolf nail polish wo...

5 Sep 20211h 1min

Hey fam! In this episode, we discuss chapter 9 of Eclipse, and let me tell you . . . Charlie is the WORST. Jacob is also the worst, but at least he apologizes for it. Edward is . . . not awful?? Bella...

28 Aug 202153min