Twilight Phase

Remember those million other vampires from all over who show up in Breaking Dawn? Us neither, but we get to meet alllllll of them this week!! There's so many of them there's an index, and we're mad ab...

6 Mai 20231h 2min

Get ready for a thorough and convenient description of various Volturi talents. Also, Melissa is thriving on a trip to Colorado and I know you wanna know about that too. What would Survivor: Twiligh...

29 Apr 202355min

Listeners, you keep us young. We love you so much. In this episode, we ask ourselves the important questions: how do you pronounce Eleazar? Is this the most dramatic Edward has ever been? (no.) And mo...

15 Apr 20231h 4min

Hey listeners, quick question: if you received bad news, would your response be to stare, unblinking, into the eyes of your beloved? For about nine hours straight? JUST WONDERINGGGGG. The Cullens minu...

8 Apr 202354min

Hey, fam! On this week's episode, we continue to marvel at how the plot is finally coming together, with only 30% of the book left. Quick head's up-- Bella still isn't psychic, Alice's visions still d...

19 Mar 202352min

We’re back baybee!!! Maya has returned from Europe to find a special surprise!! And best of all: WE FINALLY GET SOME PLOT! Remember those Volturi? Join the coven at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast W...

12 Mar 20231h

Listeners! Tell us, how many houses have YOU demolished through seggs? Is it more or less than the number of 23 year old grandpas you know? What about the number of arm wrestling competitions you coul...

25 Feb 20231h 13min

Jacob continues to Jacob by making momentous decisions without consulting anyone else, obvs, and to our frustration it just keeps working out for him!!!! Bella almost jumps Edward's bones right there ...

11 Feb 202352min