We Hate Movies

In this week's episode, the gang says goodbye to 2013 by digging to the center of the earth with 2003's sci-fi snooze, The Core! How much inaccurate science can you fit in one movie? How much scenery can The Tucc chew? And why is Aaron Eckhart screaming so much? Plus: Temperatures in excess of nine THOUSAND degrees! The Core stars Aaron Eckhart, Hilary Swank, Stanley Tucci, Delroy Lindo, Bruce Greenwood and Tcheky Karyo; directed by Jon Amiel. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

31 Des 20131h 35min

In this very merry Christmas episode, the gang gets in the holiday spirit with the completely insane Arnold/Sinbad holiday loon-fest, Jingle All the Way! Why does no one discipline that terrible Jake Lloyd? How many times can one movie say, "Turbo Man?" And how in the world is Sinbad not getting the Chair at the end of this film? Plus: Jim Belushi's Mediocre Lieutenant! Jingle All the Way stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sinbad, Phil Hartman, Rita Wilson, Jake Lloyd and James Belushi; directed by Brian Levant. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

24 Des 20131h 33min

In this week's episode, the gang takes a walk through the graveyard with creepy Macaulay Culkin and not as creepy Elijah Wood in the eerie child thriller, The Good Son! What is David Morse really doing on that trip to Tokyo? How are these two parents allowed to have children? And how are all those cars crashing and no one sees a thing? Plus: Marc Summers' Child Bootcamp. The Good Son stars Macaulay Culkin, Elijah Wood, David Morse, Wendy Crewson, Daniel Hugh Kelly and Quinn Culkin; directed by Joseph Ruben. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

17 Des 20131h 34min

On the pilot episode of ANIMATION DAMNATION, the gang launches straight into hell with He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special! How many action figure advertisements can you squeeze into one hour-long special? Why does Skeletor need to understand the meaning of Christmas? And most importantly, what the hell's going on in this cartoon? Plus: Never steal the last energy drink from your redneck dad. He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special is voiced by John Erwin, Alan Oppenheimer, Melendy Britt and George DiCenzo; directed by Bill Reed & Ernie Schmidt. If you want to hear more episodes of Animation Damnation as they're released, be sure pick up our app or bookmark our bandcamp page! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

10 Des 201339min

On this very special third anniversary show, the gang's all here, on the air to rant about the nostalgia-tainted, comedy-free sequel, Ghostbusters II! Why wasn't the focus centered on the comedy? Why not make a new movie instead of a carbon copy of the original? And how on Earth does the entire cast treat Winston like such crap? Plus: Egon Spengler, slime sex offender. Ghostbusters II stars Ernie Hudson, Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Sigourney Weaver, Harold Ramis, Rick Moranis, Annie Potts and Peter MacNicol; directed by Ivan Reitman. The cast of WHM would like to thank our amazing fan base for enjoying the show for the last three years. You gals and guys make it worth every second! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

10 Des 20131h 34min

In this week's episode, the gang hangs out with Emmanuelle Beart and Michael E. Knight in the heavenly romantic comedy, Date with an Angel! Why decide to make this angel chirp like a pigeon instead of speak? Is this movie really trying to say a 1987 Phoebe Cates is ugly? And how on Earth is this guy friends with those three jackasses? Plus: Peter Falk takes us in our sleep. Date with an Angel stars Michael E. Knight, Phoebe Cates, Emmanuelle Beart and David Dukes; directed by Tom McLoughlin. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

3 Des 20131h 26min

In this week's episode, the gang is cold on the trail of the Copycat Killer with Holly Hunter and Sigourney Weaver in the 1995 cyber-ish thriller, Copycat! Could the cops in this movie be any more useless? Did we really need that newspaper in the hallway gag? And where in the hell did that Chinese gang come from? Plus: Dermot Mulroney and Dylan McDermott meld into one, handsome being. Copycat stars Holly Hunter, Sigourney Weaver, Dermot Mulroney, Will Patton and Harry Connick Jr.; directed by Jon Amiel. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

26 Nov 20131h 27min

In this week's episode, the gang heads to Utah to kick ass and run for Sheriff with Cynthia Rothrock in the karate classic, China O'Brien! Did anyone notice this is pretty much Walking Tall minus Joe Don Baker? Was that sex slavery storyline really necessary? And is that clearly Australian character really not supposed to be Australian? Plus: Fat and lazy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles troll the Internet. China O'Brien stars Cynthia Rothrock, Richard Norton, Keith Cooke & Steven Kerby; directed by Robert Clouse. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

19 Nov 20131h 30min