We Hate Movies

“Kill any of these people! Is it possible for any of them to die?” - Steve on the titular ExpendablesOn this week’s episode, after we figure out how to pronounce the title, we’re chatting about the fo...

23 Jan 20242h

“Is [the ‘prayers up’ thing] still going on? Is he still charging people to pray?” - SteveOn this week’s episode, we’re hitting the road with Mark Wahlberg and his fake family in the almost-Secret Mov...

16 Jan 20242h 4min

“Oppie New Year!” - The GangOn the first We ❤️ Movies episode of 2024, we’re chatting about a real-deal banger, and one-half of last year’s massively successful box office double bill, Christopher Nol...

11 Jan 202411min

“If I was Blipped and came back, I’d rather be dead at that point!” - EricOn this episode, we’re doing our best to make our way through what could possibly be the nadir of the MCU, Ant-Man and the Was...

9 Jan 20241h 57min

“All the Nolans [movies] are present here; I’m surprised no one’s a fucking magician!” - SteveOn our first episode of the year, the four of us bend our understanding of reality to chat about a real ma...

2 Jan 20241h 54min

“What I don’t understand, is how he does not have a guest room for people to come visit him!” - Chris on Santa’s lackluster accommodationsOn our final episode of 2023, we’re racing toward New Year’s t...

26 Des 20231h 57min

“He’s such an idiot for running right into this fucking turbine…” - Eric on Alan Rickman’s character’s adultery On this week’s episode, our mission to bring Holiday Cheer to you and yours is almost c...

19 Des 20232h 58min

“All this, over the treatment of a magic cookie-eater!” - Chris on Santa Claus-related outrage On this week’s holly-jolly horror-tinged episode, we’re chatting about the totally kick-ass Christmas sla...

12 Des 20232h 3min