An Open Letter to the Emmys with Trixie and Katya
Dearest esteemed leadership of the National Academy of Television Arts and Sciences. We respectfully and fervently request the honor of serving as presenters for the Lead Actress category during the p...
7 Apr 51min
A Triumph of Pure Delight with Trixie and Katya
What you are about to hear is the absolute apex of what humanity has frequently referred to as "joy." The following sixty-ish minutes of audio and video are a glorious, overflowing symphony of happine...
31 Mar 45min
The Bride and the Betrothed with Trixie and Katya
Ms. Trixie Mattel and Ms. Katya Zamo kindly request the distinguished honor of your presence at their most magnificent nuptial celebration, where the theme shall be "Baroque Techno Jurassic Gothic Cyb...
24 Mar 54min
The Squirtle Spurtle with Trixie and Katya
If you thought oatmeal recipes couldn't be sensual, you'd be dead wrong. Dim the lights, burn that bergamot arousal candle from your cousin's bachelorette party, and bring 1 cup of steel-cut oats to a...
17 Mar 51min
A Motherforking Clusterfluff with Trixie and Katya
Welcome back to another motherflocking, cockadoodle, son-of-a-biscuit episode of The Bald and the Beautiful, where our dolls yap their pretty little ash-offs about fame, folly, and every half-baked ba...
10 Mar 42min
The Last Rites of Eternal Chaos with Trixie and Katya
You are cordially invited to attend a most distinguished yet eminently fake wake in honor of Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova, the undisputed queens of chaos, podcasts, and mirth. We shall conve...
3 Mar 48min
This One Goes Out to All the Buttholes with Trixie and Katya
I am the ring that no laurels adorn, A puckered little star at the edge of the form. No medals are pinned to my tireless skin, Yet I toil and labor each day, all from within. Through tempests of sp...
24 Feb 57min
A Meditation on Fruit Cups and Resplendence with Trixie and Katya
In the majestic kingdom of sleep where the heavens are transformed into a silken washhouse of torrential storms, the clouds are wrung dry by invisible hands while heinous blonde flamingos are carried ...
17 Feb 48min
