Om episode
In this episode, we cover the harrowing history of patio products and how they have made their way into 911 calls. In a relevant way, The Op artfully weaves a tapestry of history, nuance, and 911 into a story you won’t put down - it’s also hard to pick up because it’s audio. We do some math, too: woman + shotgun = intruder - his head. We ended it with a 999 call from our friends from Britannia. If you’re not paying for 11:59 PLUS yet, this episode will make you go, “I need to pay for PLUS.” Because you’ll want more of what we offer, but we understand if you can’t afford $5 a month. Also, you can afford it, and you want more. Here’s some helpful math: 11:59 + your $5 = you + happiness - we don’t threaten you with a shotgun. It’s not a threat. But it sort of is. Either start paying for 11:59 PLUS and change your life forever, or we will find you and break into your house with a patio furniture, and you’ll have to shoot us with a shotgun. I feel like I’ve written too much now, and maybe I’ve overstepped a boundary with you, dear listener. So I’ll stop now. But you’ve been warned and threatened. So let’s just make it all better. We will do stuff on PLUS. You pay $5, and nobody is gonna get killed, OK? Hugs. ❤️Ad-free, UNCUT episodes, and 911 Calls PLUS and so much more!Access hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and early access to new podcasts. Start accessing hundreds of additional hours of 11:59 Media content!Visit 11:59 PLUS.