Nightstands: Sex Toys, Handguns & Laxatives

The gun isn't for the cat... lets just make that clear right from the top. The gun is for the apparent line of people in Leona's bedroom trying to steal her multiple passports. Now that we've cleared THAT up, lets talk about what else is in the nightstand... It's a fun game to play while playing Marie Kondo, Quarantine Edition. We can tell you that all the things in our nightstands bring us joy. Yep, from cat laxatives to sex toys, it all has a place. Don't judge us- we bet yours is just as bad. Maybe worse. As long as it brings YOU joy, you'll get no judgment from us... we'll laugh our asses off about it, but WITH you, not at you. Kind of.    Nightstand Reading: "Fucking History" - It's about history. Not fucking. And it's great, highly recommend: https://www.amazon.com/Fucking-History-Lessons-Learned-School/dp/0692795367   Cat Laxative: Maybe you're into some kinky shit... or maybe your cat has a hairball. Either way... https://www.vetoquinolusa.com/content/laxatone#tab_section_0   Wanna feel bad about your choices? Check out how many drinks are in a bottle of vodka: https://www.thespruceeats.com/how-many-shots-in-a-bottle-761232     Agnes & Leona is a podcast about absolutely nothing. Cheers!    #nightstandconfessions #quaratineconfessions #sextoys #penguin #catlaxative #footfile #pedicure #fuckinghistory #thecaptain #sgrstk #readabook #gunsinnightstands #loveletters #lovenotes #houseparty #mariekondo #perspective #bitchesbecrazy #podcast #comedy #agnesandleona #bestfriends #vodka #educatedguess #cockring #tuesdaymorningvibes