🍦 “Fo-Sho” — 16 Handles’ return. Paramount’s hostile takeover. Sephora’s football strategy. +Bieber’s iPhone diss.
Paramount is messing with Netflix’s Warner Bros Deal... It’s a Hostile Takeover.Sephora’s sales are all-time-high’ing… because beauty is a game of inches.16 Handles frozen yogurt is back… Because Froy...
9 Dec 202521min
🎬 “Batman’s New Boss” — Netflix’s buys HBO. Dubai’s AI restaurant. Nothing’s iPhone-killer. +Giant Santa shortage
Buy tickets to “The IPO Tour” (our In-Person Offering) TODAYAustin, TX (2/25): https://tickets.austintheatre.org/13274/13275 Arlington, VA (3/11): https://www.arlingtondrafthouse.com/shows/341317 New ...
8 Dec 202520min
🎟️ Our 2026 Live Tour: Tickets on sale
Buy tickets to The IPO Tour ( our In-Person Offering) TODAYAustin, TX (2/25): https://tickets.austintheatre.org/13274/13275 Arlington, VA (3/11): https://www.arlingtondrafthouse.com/shows/341317 New Y...
6 Dec 20252min
🧙 “Predictable” — Predictions takeover news. Chanel’s subway runway. Trump’s Golden Ticket. +Pantone’s Color of 2026
Buy tickets to “The IPO Tour” (our In-Person Offering) TODAY at 10am local timeAustin, TX (2/25): https://tickets.austintheatre.org/13274/13275 Arlington, VA (3/11): https://www.arlingtondrafthouse.co...
5 Dec 202522min
🚨 “Sam-mergency” — OpenAI’s Code Red. American Eagle’s Anti-AI. Waymo’s safety report. +Wall Street Wrapped
Waymo said their cabs are 90% safer than human-driven cars… then activated “crazy NYC cab mode”.American Eagle surged 15% thanks to Sydney Sweeney… and an Anti-AI pledge.Sam Altman called “Code Red” a...
4 Dec 202521min
👊 “Kirkland vs. Trump” — Costco’s tariff lawsuit. Estée Lauder’s AI perfume. Dell’s $250 donations. +TBOY LIVE TOUR
The IPO Tour (our In-Person Offering): Tickets on sale this Friday!Feb 25th in Austin, TX: https://tickets.austintheatre.org/13274/13275 Mar 11th in Arlington, VA: https://www.arlingtondrafthouse.com/...
3 Dec 202522min
🧘 “Downward-facing diss” — Lulu’s CEO beef. Top Gun’s Traders. Cyber Monday’s AI agents. +Goodwill’s Glam-Up.
Lululemon’s Founder is trolling its current CEO… Did Lulu forget how to be cool?6 of the top 15 crypto-holding zip codes?... They’re military bases.The theme of this Cyber Monday was AI… It’s become a...
2 Dec 202522min
