415-Tom Papa-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
If you had 3 foot long nails how could you wipe your bum? Luckily we have a detailed example from a gross person. The great Tom Papa joins us for some good ol' making fun of people get down. We have your emails and they are very offensive - thank you for sending them. PLUS, if you're white and you get a great tan, are you now black? One completely insane person thinks so. Pull those jeans up! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
27 Sep 20171h 21min
414-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
If you go on a run and you gotta make a brown is that really such a bad thing? One lady in Colorado Springs might do in on your lawn in front of your family! NEATO! Tommy shot a special in Denver over the weekend. We recap the festivities for you PLUS now Tina is the one with sick jeans. Dad boner with a snow blower? Yes. We have great emails from you and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20 Sep 20171h 13min
413-Brendan Schaub-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
When you make a Big Brown do you flush it down? Here at YMH we show it proudly. Our Big Brown can even talk - it's wild. We have stinky Vajees and how to detect them, we have surprise Big D's and obvious ones too - Hello, Takeo Spikes! All around good fun with our bud, Brendan Schaub. Plus a DENTAL UPDATE and a whole lot more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
13 Sep 20171h 57min
412-LIVE From West Palm Beacb-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
This is how it's done. The South Florida mom's came out in full force and we had the best time. We hope you enjoy this live episode that featured Fill Her Ups, Would You Rather's and so much more. Make sure you put on sunblock under your jeans before you listen to this one, Jean. It was after all recorded in Breast Balls Beach, Florida. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6 Sep 20171h 40min
411-Matt Fulchiron-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Uh oh, it's time to get your act together. Your baby's father, The Concierge, is in the building. If you don't know, now you do. Matt Fulchiron AKA The Full Charge is back and in top form. We break it down. Everything. How embarrassed would you be if you made poo in someone's bed? We found someone that doesn't seem that mad. Are all women Ho's in the context that this man explains? is digital Black Face a thing? I don't know, but we sure are probably guilty. Also, it's not a thing. Sit back, relax and let this one flow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
30 Aug 20171h 57min
410-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
If you're ever attacked you should consider biting your attacker below the waist! But only after you seduce him into thinking you're into him sexually. We recommend an hour or more to really trick them! Plus, Why are some farts hot? Why do those smell more? AND are you willing to wait in line to eat somewhere good? No thanks, Jean. When you visit Singapore keep an eye out for an older, gay, how you say, Gentleman. He knows what he wants and it's a lot. Put pee in your butt because we just found out it could solve this country's problems. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
23 Aug 20171h 25min
409-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
What if you wipe yourself with toilet water to save paper but you flush a bunch so you're actually wasting water? Can you really say you care about the environment? Not sure, but you're definitely probably vegan. Plus, when blind people dream do they "see" what we do? Only twins with different sized penis can help us answer these important questions. We get the stories the OTHER podcasts choose to ignore. F*** you in your a**? We'll be right there. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16 Aug 20171h 24min
408-Ms. Pat-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
What if it's only smells, but also it turns you on? Is that okay? What kind of smells get your engine going? Ladies, we're talking to you. PLUS, when Dad Boners are into animals and by animals we mean bees, it's borderline disturbing. AND the great Ms. Pat is back for amazing, honest and absolutely hilarious conversation. Her new book, RABBIT: THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF MS PAT goes on sale August 22nd. Be sure to pick up a copy of this incredible book. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9 Aug 20172h 8min
