Blindboy, Part 1: Unmasking the Evil Elite Cabal

In this episode, Matt and Chris turn their attention to Blindboy Boatclub, the Irish podcaster, satirist, and former member of the Rubberbandits. Blindboy is recognisable for his plastic-bag headwear, which has transitioned from a comedy prop into something a bit deeper and more philosophical. His podcast blends ASMR-style delivery, stream-of-consciousness storytelling, and cultural and political commentary, drifting between reflections on mental health, colonialism, Irish history, and the origins of the month of February. It is a distinctive format: whispered monologues over gentle piano where poetic association, personal reflection, and narrative intuition take precedence. For many listeners, that unique mixture of introspection, politics, and storytelling is exactly the appeal. As you might imagine, it is not entirely our bag, but to each their own.

However, when Blindboy turns his attention to the recent Epstein document releases, the narrative becomes considerably darker and drifts into some familiar gurusphere territory. Blindboy describes this as a “phone call episode”, an unscripted stream-of-consciousness riff with minimal fact-checking, and then proceeds to expound for over an hour on a sprawling narrative connecting elite conspiracies to the hidden psychological forces shaping modern politics. Along the way we encounter a parade of lurid spectacles, including necrophilic Hell’s Angels, secret society members masturbating in coffins, murdered women buried on Trump’s golf course, potentially cannibalistic elites, and healthcare CEOs who delight in causing pain and misery. We also discover the crucial, if previously underappreciated, role that Jeffrey Epstein apparently played in the creation of the modern culture wars.

As usual, the goal is not to adjudicate the politics involved but to examine the rhetorical and epistemic patterns at play. What happens when a charismatic storyteller combines emotionally compelling narratives with speculative leaps? How do strategic disclaimers like “I’m not saying it’s true” interact with extended conjecture? And why do some conspiracy frameworks feel persuasive when wrapped in an appealing ideological package? Matt and Chris listen through Blindboy’s riff to see how well the arguments hold up once the plinky-plonk piano fades and the claims are examined in the cold light of day.

Links

• Blindboy: A Deep Dive into Jeffrey Epstein
• Blindboy: Butter Melting Down The Neck Of A Warm Horse
• The Guardian: ‘I have a bag on my head. Deal with it!’ Is Blindboy the perfect podcaster?
• The Rubberbandits: Horse Outside
• Bobby Fingers' performance art on YouTube
• Jake Tapper shared the removed DOJ documents that contain allegations against Trump
• A detailed debunking of the claim that Ghislaine Maxwell was a Reddit Mod
• 2013 article covering approval for Trump’s family cemetery
• 2016 New Yorker Article about Trump wanting to be buried at his golf course
• The Verge: Christopher Pool ‘moot’ rejects the claims about Epstein creating the 4chan
• Ron Rosenbaum’s 1977 article on the Skull and Bones society initiations
• America's Secret Establishment: An Introduction to the Order of Skull & Bones (Sutton, 1986)
• Atlantic Article from 2000 that mentions the coffin masturbation rumour
• Article from the NYT: How The Times Is Digging Into Millions of Pages of Epstein Files
• The Rest is Classified: Was Epstein a Russian Spy?
• Epstein Files Declassified: Mossad, Israel, and Ghislaine Maxwell
• Epstein Files Declassified: Was he a Spy?
• Le Monde: Some consequences for the Sultan who Epstein messaged about the torture video
• BBC: Luigi Mangione will not face the death penalty if convicted, judge rules
• An in-depth critical review of Whitney Webb's book (by an academic who might be a little conspiracy prone themselves)
• 2022 Podcast featuring Brian Thompson (United Healthcare CEO) discussing his views on healthcare
• Critical examination of the headline denial rate of UnitedHealthcare
• 2024 US Senate Report on Insurance Denials under Medicare Advantage Insurers