A Losing Home & Batth Accumulator

Hello Darkness, My Old Friend, we're in the relegation zone again...

You host Andy, Dun and Bill pick the bones out of a disappointing 4 days as the R's early season form hits a sticky patch, and the fans pre-season optimism evaporates.

This week's therapy session covers

- Zeroes and Ones will not take us there (one for Jesus Jones fans there) - Goals are becoming hard to come by

- Le Resistance - Nardi's incredible performance on Saturday, capped by a quadruple save that was all over Twitter at the weekend

- Halleluj-aaaaargh. Has Lucas lost it?

- Varane ran into hot water, late tackle on Batth leads to early Baath.

- Why does it always rain on us? Travis scores deflection to put Rovers 1-0 up

- Batth drains the life out of the game, tapping in from close range to make it 2.

- Rangers score from open play but man of the match Pawson sees something no one else does and rules out Smyth's strike

- Fans Forum gives cause for optimism

- Marti, Xavi and JCS extend their stay - Dembele here to stay

- Long term plan. Patience, patience, patience

- Home comforts as the R's host Hull

- R's fast start denied by perfect Pandur

- Hull bring the Drameh to go 1-0 up. WHY DO WE HAVE TO ALWAYS GO 1-0 DOWN

- Defensive disaster leaves Bedia alone in the box to make it 2

- Madsen scores the greatest penalty ever taken to bring us closer before the break

- Second half sludge. Miller's third condems R's to lose 2 in 4 days.

- There seems to be some hope in Saito, but can we cope right now? Nope

- Major Mayoral Maelstrom. Mayhem!

- Can't bring ourselves to talk about the election in Democracy Manifest. Too Depressing...

- Too depressed for a Blighty Bulletin

- Predictions: Our friends at Derby next. Can we salvage some Pride at at a prickly Pride Park?

- One of us starts actually crying. (This may not actually be true)

Can someone give us a hug? or at least 5 Stars, That might cheers us up a bit