
"I WAS SENT INTO THE WOODS"
A caller reflects on her time being kidnapped and dropped off at a rehabilitation program located in the middle of the woods five years ago.Later I talk to an aspiring stand-up comedian, a woman who r...
3 Aug 20221h 9min

"MY EX'S FAMILY ADOPTED ME"
A caller tells me that after breaking up with her boyfriend, she moved in with his parents. Now some years later, she has taken on the role of their daughter while her ex has no connection to the fami...
31 Juli 20221h

"I HAVE A PEN CAP STUCK IN MY ASS"
A caller and I weigh out his options on what to do about the pen cap that is currently stuck in his ass.Then we hear from a caller who’s been having intense sex dreams about fictional characters she’s...
27 Juli 202256min

"I ALMOST RUINED A WEDDING"
A caller struggles with whether or not to tell his wife that he completely destroyed the men’s bathroom at her friend’s wedding. Then a caller struggles with whether or not to remain with her partner ...
24 Juli 202258min

YUNG GRAVY GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO
I am joined on this episode by rapper Yung Gravy to talk to people on the phone as geckos. Yung Gravy is known for his blending of trap and oldies, his serial dating of older women, and being a nice g...
20 Juli 20221h 52min

"MY BOYFRIEND SLEPT WITH MY MOM"
Calls from a woman who caught her boyfriend sleeping with her mom and continued the relationship for five more years, a dude with epilepsy who purposely gives himself seizures to get out of doing stuf...
17 Juli 20221h 1min

"I COLLECT PEOPLE'S HAIR"
After gathering strands of human hair for 3 years, a caller begins to wonder if they have a problem.Then a pet owner tells me they’re addicted to huffing their cat’s fur, a caller speaks on the challe...
13 Juli 202258min

BACK FROM THE DEAD
A caller told all her friends and acquaintances that her mother was dead, but now her mother is coming to her wedding. We discuss how she might be able to explain this one. After that a man investigat...
10 Juli 202246min



















