“I’M BECOMING MY FATHER”
A caller fears he’s becoming just like his dad, a caller spends the night in jail for weed possession + finds her long lost lover after 9 years, and a caller discusses the struggles of dating while ov...
4 Jan 1h 10min
“I GREW UP ULTRA ORTHODOX JEWISH “
A caller shares his experience growing up in an isolated religious community and the absurdist point of view it caused him to develop, and I read my favorite geckmail email in the history of this show...
31 Dec 20251h 3min
GECKMAIL: “I’M JEALOUS OF MY GIRLFRIEND”
Hello. In this episode we read viewer mail on the topic of hating working on an island, jerking off at church, Christian Mingle, setting boundaries with your parents, being jealous that your gf has ha...
28 Dec 20251h 25min
“I’M MOVING ON FROM SEX WORK”
A caller attempts to move on from sex work in pursuit of living near a lake, a caller describes how she found out her past relationship was deeply unhealthy, and I rant to a final caller about becomin...
24 Dec 20251h 5min
“I’M LONELY IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE”
A caller tries to find his footing and connect with others in the deep south, and a caller is stunted after his wife runs away with their lottery money. It is time to paint a fence. I am a gecko. Wat...
22 Dec 20251h 30min
“I’M AN ADULT FILM PRODUCER”
A porn producer calls in to explain why they believe marriage is a trap, and a caller reaps the rewards of making a big change. Time to have a piece of gum. I am a gecko.Get notified for when I come t...
17 Dec 20251h 11min
“I AM A SYRIAN SHEPHERD”
A shepherd calls in from Syria to talk about the trajectory of his life moving forward, a caller blows up his life forever, a caller drives across the country for love, and a final caller finds themse...
14 Dec 20251h 6min
“I WAS UNINVITED TO MY FRIEND’S WEDDING”
A caller struggles to make peace being uninvited to his friend’s wedding after dating his sister, and an existential bridge inspector talks about the mundane beauty of his life. Tim Allen is not hidin...
10 Dec 20251h 15min
