
Descent into Ugly
“I’m ready to shoot myself” is not something you want to hear aloud too often, but this week our beloved Bitches find themselves repeating that A LOT as they struggle to get through what might the fir...
11 Mars 20241h 46min

We’re Not Boob Jealous
"On a regular Dance Moms episode you drink on a scale from one to five. A reunion is a one to ten scale," says Christi as the Bitches start the 2nd Part of Season 3's reunion special "Tell All". While...
4 Mars 20241h 26min

Whoopi Heals
“This is not an opportunity to set the record straight, HERE is the opportunity now 10 years later to set the record straight,” explains Christi as even when the moms got to explain themselves, they w...
26 Feb 20241h 17min

Cracker Barrel Hostess
“God, the first statement [of the episode] irritated me” says Kelly as she straps in for "The Mother of All Specials", Dance Mom's own Mother's Day celebration. For a show with plenty of moms you'd im...
19 Feb 20241h 22min

I'd Rather Be a Whole Apple
"How does Abby get to call him an ass like that and then acted shocked when he responds back," wonders Christi as things begin to go downhill fast on the second half of "Candy Apple Showdown". With th...
12 Feb 202447min

It’s About Fun, Stop Crying!
Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code [BARRE] atLumeDeodorant.com! #lumepodwww.LumeDeodorant.com“This is a drinky ep...
5 Feb 20241h 16min

Levitate, Levitate, Levitate!
"The foot is done!" exclaims both Christi and Kelly as the arduous Mackenzie's Broken Foot Saga finally comes to a close. After all, would Melissa let Mackenzie's foot stay broken if it meant not gett...
29 Jan 20241h 38min

Disservice
"Do you want to vomit on her, or do you want to vomit on her?” asks Christi as things are as painful as ever on "May I Have This Dance". After coming in second yet again, Abby is fed up with everyone ...
22 Jan 20241h 7min



















