Episode 57: Scamanda Relationship Updates, West & Ciara's Make Out on SH Finale, The City Premieres, The Valley: Darkside Danny, and RHORI Kelsey vs. Rosie's Epic Showdown

Lauren and Jessica are back! Lauren is streaming from London, so excuse any audio issues!

We dive into all things Scamanda – the Jenn Fessler rumor, and West caught at the wedding groping another girl after the bride rescinded his plus one.

Then we go over every detail on Summer House – from the final minutes of the Carl/Kyle fight after Lindsay's Freedom Dinner to West and Ciara's make out on the finale weekend in the Hamptons. Lauren and Jessica also get into Carl and Lindsay's reconciliation.

Next, over to the premiere of The City, where we go over Kyle dropping a $100K bill on Amanda, Amanda calling it quits on their anniversary dinner, and some of the other old favorites – Andrea, Danielle, and Gemma finally appearing on screen.

Then over to The Valley with a diagnosis on Danny's drinking and how he treats Nia. Also, Luke and Kristen's postpartum journey and Lacey's vibe – is it calculated or clever? Also, how is Lala Kent becoming the voice of reason in all of this chaos while Brittany slides into the background?

Then we hit on Real Housewives of Rhode Island leaving the Newport mansion, Rulla's absences while her husband is overtly cheating on her – now with video proof – and finally Rosie and Kelsey's epic showdown over her square footage and Kelsey being a slam pig.

Finally, over to touch on Southern Hospitality and yet another round of Emmy not understanding anything, and Grace Lilly trying to tell Maddie she is sober.

The girls leave us with Gen Z's newest obsession with the concept of whimsy, and Lauren hits on the Hantavirus conspiracies and Netflix's "For You" lineup scam.

Happy Memorial Day Weekend!