Ghosts, pyramid schemes and other signs the world is out to get us...

It’s another week of Married. Single. Divorced., and between rewires, resignations and rogue pyramid schemes, we’ve somehow ended up discussing ghosts, reincarnation and door-to-door sponge sales.

The Catch-Up ☕️

🔌 Fern is temporarily homeless. Her house is currently being rewired, meaning floors are up, cables are everywhere, and chaos reigns supreme. The electrician has managed to open the infamous broken window. The question now is: 👉 Will he fix it? 👉 Or will Fern be left with a permanently open window and a strong breeze? Place your bets.

🏡 Larissa’s house is finally starting to look like an actual house.

The kitchen has arrived, the floor screed is down, and after months of dust, delays and despair, things are finally… housing. 🎉 Dare we say it… Housewarming party this summer?!

💼 Charlotte has QUIT HER JOB. After a whirlwind experience she’s learned two important life lessons: We don’t sell peas. 🌱 The grass isn’t always greener.

Charlotte is embracing her next chapter and has already moved on to her next project: Finding Fern a man. Current front-runner? 👨‍🍳 The chef.

This Week’s Topic: Do We Believe in Ghosts? 👻

A simple question that spirals rapidly.

👻 Charlotte is a firm no on ghosts.

But reincarnation? That’s where things get interesting.

She often finds herself wondering:

👉 “What have I done in a previous life to deserve this?” 😂

🤔 Larissa isn’t entirely sure what she believes.

As a child she was convinced ghosts existed…

…although looking back, was it actually ghosts she was afraid of? Or just burglars?

💭 Fern doesn’t love the idea that there’s simply nothing after we die.

She isn’t convinced about ghosts, but she’s not convinced there isn’t something either.

⚖️ Which leads us to one of the internet’s most bizarre theories…

Have you heard about people supposedly becoming lighter when they die because their soul leaves their body? We have questions. Lots of questions.

✨ Do we believe in an afterlife? ☁️ What happens when we die? “I can see them falling from heaven”?

Larissa shares one of the greatest cautionary tales of her youth.

📈 A pyramid scheme. 📍 Great Yarmouth. 🚨 High-vis jackets. 👠 Bleeding heels. 📵 No phone data.

Honestly, it sounds less like a business opportunity and more like a hostage situation. 😂

🎬 Fern narrowly avoided a job with LoveFilm, thanks to her parents stepping in and helping her see sense.

💡 And not to be left out, Charlotte had an interview for a pyramid-style scheme in Australia… selling light bulbs.

Because apparently none of us can resist a terrible opportunity.

Important Questions We Need Answering…

🧽 Did anyone else have door-to-door salesmen trying to sell sponges?

👻 Are ghosts real?

🔮 Is reincarnation a thing?

👨‍🍳 And should Fern give the chef a chance?

A completely random episode featuring afterlife theories, career changes, house renovations, terrible business decisions and a window that may never close again.

Basically, classic us.

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