Rumble in the Robo-Jungle

We got ourselves a rumble, boys. It's robots vs animals when the juvenile delinquents of Animal High School square off against the strongest toughs of Robo-Tech Technical Institute. Knuckles, Bugs Bunny, and Hello Kitty must defend their turf from those low-life metal-heads Bender, Tom Servo, and Bumblebee. Knuckles knows he can handle those punks, but will Hello Kitty's insatiable bloodlust push the bonds of loyalty to its breaking point?

Characters Rolled: Solid Snake, Knuckles the Echidna, Johnny Manziel

Einstein invented war; Portable air conditioners...fraud?; McDonalds at 1am is self-care; An air-conditioner for every man, woman, and child; Hamster-based energy systems; Who watches the watchman? This goat, here. He does; Playing house with Don Draper; Enjoying Batman on multiple levels; OG Steve Harrington fan rep; hashtag BBB Bring Back Barb (as a zombie); First-person writing style and Chekhov's butterfly knife