Throne of Glass: Fan Casting the Movie

Episode Title: Throne of Glass Fan Casting Bonus – (The Hockey Team, the Heated Rivalry Cameos, and Anya Taylor-Joy Is Manon Edition)

Description:

We promised a Throne of Glass bonus episode last time and delivered a soccer podcast instead. This time we actually did it. Amanda made a Canva slideshow with animated covers and everything, Kim showed up with notes on her phone, and Rick showed up. Together they cast six main characters plus bonus picks, debated the merits of multiple hockey team members, accidentally cast half of Heated Rivalry, and had a very important conversation about why Emilia Clarke is too sweet-faced to be Manon Blackbeak. Taylor Swift got married at Madison Square Garden while we recorded this. We acknowledge it and move on.

Ground rules: any actor from any era is fair game, wigs exist, and the casting can be based entirely on vibes. These rules were followed loosely.

Key Topics Discussed:

- Aelin Galathynius: Rick goes Jennifer Lawrence from Hunger Games — badass, emotional, knows how to use a bow. Amanda goes Carla Delane on looks and vibe. Kim goes Florence Pugh for range and depth, noting she can play young and old and do the emotional heavy lifting this role demands. Margot Robbie was briefly considered by all three and then moved elsewhere.

- Rowan Whitethorn: All three hosts independently arrived at Henry Cavill as the Witcher. Specifically as the Witcher. No other Henry Cavill will be accepted. Kim went rogue with Jacob Elordi as an alternative, who Rick concedes has the size and shape. Jacob Elordi is now also a backup Dorian.

- Dorian Havilliard: The hardest cast of the night. Rick lands on Joseph Gordon-Levitt — 500 Days of Summer to Dark Knight Rises, the full emotional range. Amanda goes Connor Story from Heated Rivalry, dark-haired, charming, and she can already imagine the banter with Manon. Kim went young Matt Bomer. Christian Bale was briefly on the table. Robert Pattinson as Cedric Diggory was mentioned and then gently set aside.

- Chaol Westfall: Amanda dies on the Theo James from Divergent hill, aged extraordinarily, plays stoic extremely well. Rick flip-flopped between Tom Hardy circa Inception and Jon Bernthal the Punisher before landing on Tom Hardy as his box of a man. Kim cast Joe Alwyn, noting his track record playing characters defined by loyalty and obligation. Taylor Swift was mentioned. We moved on.

- Manon Blackbeak: Amanda and Kim both independently cast Anya Taylor-Joy. Rick cast Emilia Clarke as Daenerys Targaryen. Amanda's counterargument is that Emilia Clarke has sweetness in her face and Manon has never once in her life had a sweet moment. Rick stands firm. Two of us are right, he says.

- Yrene Towers: Amanda cast Cassinia Daniela from Heated Rivalry and will accept no other Yrenes. Kim and Rick both independently landed on Zendaya. Emma Watson was briefly floated and then abandoned when someone remembered Yrene's complexion.

- Lysandra: Amanda goes Anna de Armas, captain of her hockey team, full stop. Rick landed on Sydney Sweeney after considering Scarlett Johansson, which prompted a brief discussion about whether Sydney Sweeney was created in a lab for the male gaze. The group agrees she can actually act. Kim used Sydney Sweeney for Kaltain instead, whose Dark Phoenix energy belongs to Sophie Turner or Jodie Comer from Killing Eve.

- Bonus Picks: Aedion is Chris Hemsworth — already blonde, already Thor, Matt Damon as Gavriel could believably be his dad. Asterin is Florence Pugh because she and Anya Taylor-Joy would be electric together and Florence Pugh would destroy the confession scene. Mahershala Ali was floated for multiple roles and nobody could decide where to put him but everyone agreed he needed to be somewhere.

Jamie — let us know who you would cast and where we went wrong. Drop your picks in the comments, subscribe so you don't miss the actual book content episodes, and tell us if Idris Elba is the Kagan or Duke Perrington because we could not agree. Boots. ????