Ep. 11 - "Big Bi Boys" (w/ Bri Giger)
Bri Giger (comedian, DJ, actual orphan) talk about being a queer nightlife icon, learning to entertain foster families, what it means to vape, getting hair tested at cop high schools, and having our n...
1 Jan 54min
Ep. 9 - "Girls Trip to Hell!" (w/ Ru Anderson)
Let’s fucking G’ORPH. We have the brilliant, hilarious RU ANDERSON in the gorphanage! The three tall kings of comedy get into growing up in a Wiccan home, the merits of TERF-free quidditch, Lily Allen...
15 Dec 202557min
Ep. 8. - "Don't Bury the Ghoul"
A one-eyed dog got abandoned in a backpack on Hay’s doorstep on their birthday, Cara drops tea about her former clown college and what what it’s like to divide up the wigs in a lesbian breakup. We do ...
8 Dec 20251h 4min
"Big R-Word Energy" (w/ Harper-Rose Drummond)
Okay you might say the So You Think You Can G’Orphan!? guest series premieres! Our bad cousin Harper-Rose (Tea Time pod, LMFAO standup) visits and we go a little feral talking about her star of a moth...
1 Dec 20251h 10min
Ep. 6 - "Straight Wet Women"
Cara is heartbroken but honestly thriving, as in we can't afford an in-patient facility so we went to a 24-hour Korean spa where we were too loud, The g'orphans also talk about shamans, dark jokes wit...
24 Nov 202557min
Ep. 5 - “Trigger Warning to Myself”
Okay so sometimes you start a podcast 10 years into comedy and then you go through a breakup… and honestly, that’s pretty funny. It’s somewhat Eeyore O’clock again during what is ultimately a comedy p...
18 Nov 202548min
Ep. 4 - “The Healing MLM”
The g’orphans went to a show! Hay and Cara got to meet a celebrity, Hay got in a fight with a merch guy, Cara got revenge, and then Hay got shy for the first time this calendar year. We make a financi...
10 Nov 20251h 3min
