
đ âCall Her Richâ â Alex Cooperâs $500M pod. Paramountâs Late Fees. Candy Crushâs infinite game. +LA Lakers Midlife Crisis
Unwell raised $$ at a $500M valuation⊠but Alex Cooperâs business model is still unwritten.Paramount might not close its Warner Bros acquisition⊠which would result in the biggest late fee of all time...
13 Aug 22min

đ âPost-Sneakerâ â Pharrellâs Adidas miss. The Paze $$$ Craze. Zuckâs AI MANIfesto. +Avo Sex Change
Adidas âJellyfishâ sneakers are designed by Pharrell⊠But we-re Post-Sneaker (your boss is the proof).Mark Zuckerberg published a 6,500 word AI manifesto⊠heâs running for President of AI.Buy a $10 Du...
11 Aug 22min

đ âUberCartDashBnBâ â Airbnbâs new bets. Boxed Wineâs boom. Robinhoodâs seed farmer. +LinkedIn Snitches
Airbnb stock had its best day ever Friday⊠because of car rentals, luggage storage, & Gigagedon.Robinhood is IPO-ing a VC fund with Y Combinator companies⊠itâs super seedy (in a good way).Boxed wine ...
10 Aug 20min

đ¶ïž âSloppy Nachosâ â Chiliâs AI rejection. Tubiâs Adam Sandler strategy. Zooxâs Amazon ATH. +Samâs Influencer Camp
Amazon is #1 in the Mag7 in 2026... And its Zoox pedal-less robocab is about to get its 1st fare.Just after Pringles embraced AI, Chiliâs is spitting it out⊠Hereâs what Chiliâs bought instead.The big...
7 Aug 20min

đ âPokeâ â MySpace vs. DisTok. Travis Kalanickâs future-port. Pringlesâ perfect AI potato. +Spreadsheet Dating
MySpace makes a comeback & Disney partners with TikTok⊠Itâs social mediaâs 2 destinies.Your next Pringle may be perfect⊠because AI perfected the potato with âDigital Twins.âOusted Uber founder Travi...
6 Aug 22min

đ« âMenage-a-AIâ â SpaceXâs frenemies. Steve Maddenâs season-killer. Koreaâs stock celibacy. +Air Protein
SpaceXâs 1st ever earnings report⊠Starlink for all, rockets crashing into moons, and AI frenemies.Steve Maddenâs shoe sales are at all-time-highs⊠because only sandals are seasonal.Koreans are taking...
5 Aug 21min

đ„„ âCoco FOMOâ â Vita Cocoâs 5x IPO. Garminâs Y2K watch. Dellâs backyard battery dude. +James Bond WFH
Michael Dellâs son is selling bear-sized backyard batteries⊠for 95% cheaper than Elonâs.How is Garmin beating the Apple Watch with run clubs?... By rocking Y2K little tech energy.Vita Cocoâs coconut ...
4 Aug 21min


















