
đ§ą âBronx Buyoutâ â The Yankeesâ PE sale. Dominoâs pizza messiah. Spotifyâs AI ad-skipper. +Harry Potter WiFi
The NY Yanks sold part of the team to Apollo PE⊠because only 1 thing in sports is sacred.Dominoâs created its 1st single-serve pizza⊠because 43% of meals are now solo.Spotify is playing good cop to ...
12 Aug 22min

đ âPost-Sneakerâ â Pharrellâs Adidas miss. The Paze $$$ Craze. Zuckâs AI MANIfesto. +Avo Sex Change
Adidas âJellyfishâ sneakers are designed by Pharrell⊠But we-re Post-Sneaker (your boss is the proof).Mark Zuckerberg published a 6,500 word AI manifesto⊠heâs running for President of AI.Buy a $10 Du...
11 Aug 22min

đ âUberCartDashBnBâ â Airbnbâs new bets. Boxed Wineâs boom. Robinhoodâs seed farmer. +LinkedIn Snitches
Airbnb stock had its best day ever Friday⊠because of car rentals, luggage storage, & Gigagedon.Robinhood is IPO-ing a VC fund with Y Combinator companies⊠itâs super seedy (in a good way).Boxed wine ...
10 Aug 20min

đ¶ïž âSloppy Nachosâ â Chiliâs AI rejection. Tubiâs Adam Sandler strategy. Zooxâs Amazon ATH. +Samâs Influencer Camp
Amazon is #1 in the Mag7 in 2026... And its Zoox pedal-less robocab is about to get its 1st fare.Just after Pringles embraced AI, Chiliâs is spitting it out⊠Hereâs what Chiliâs bought instead.The big...
7 Aug 20min

đ âPokeâ â MySpace vs. DisTok. Travis Kalanickâs future-port. Pringlesâ perfect AI potato. +Spreadsheet Dating
MySpace makes a comeback & Disney partners with TikTok⊠Itâs social mediaâs 2 destinies.Your next Pringle may be perfect⊠because AI perfected the potato with âDigital Twins.âOusted Uber founder Travi...
6 Aug 22min

đ« âMenage-a-AIâ â SpaceXâs frenemies. Steve Maddenâs season-killer. Koreaâs stock celibacy. +Air Protein
SpaceXâs 1st ever earnings report⊠Starlink for all, rockets crashing into moons, and AI frenemies.Steve Maddenâs shoe sales are at all-time-highs⊠because only sandals are seasonal.Koreans are taking...
5 Aug 21min

đ„„ âCoco FOMOâ â Vita Cocoâs 5x IPO. Garminâs Y2K watch. Dellâs backyard battery dude. +James Bond WFH
Michael Dellâs son is selling bear-sized backyard batteries⊠for 95% cheaper than Elonâs.How is Garmin beating the Apple Watch with run clubs?... By rocking Y2K little tech energy.Vita Cocoâs coconut ...
4 Aug 21min


















