We’re All Gonna Die Episode 67

We've got it all today: creepy morgue stories, bizarre deaths in backyard shenanigans, and even some good old-fashioned paranormal encounters. Lauren the Mortician is on the show to share what it was like growing up in a funeral home and how her life revolves around death. We’ll cover mortuary glam, insane death calls, and the best ways to avoid dying. Finding Laura Clery: Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -00:00 Welcome Lauren the Mortician to the show -1:00 Lauren’s first experience at a funeral home -3:15 Dead bodies = normal day -5:05 What’s a death call? -7:33 The scariest situation Lauren has ever been in -8:28 Best way to avoid death -10:30 Why we dissociate -11:33 Ghost stories -17:17 What happens after death -19:45 Motherhood as a mortician -22:10 Child safety: toys to avoid -23:00 Neuro-spicy? -25:00 Gratitude for life -33:47 How to trick your kids -36:40 What happens when you’re struck by lightning -38:00 Cremation vs. burial -40:00 Human composting -42:30 Someone get therapy for the ghosts -46:00 Monthly breast cancer checks -50:00 Find her everywhere @lauren.the.mortician Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices