WEEKLY BULLETIN: 97% Of Tasmania Now In Line To The Danish Throne After Princess Mary Becomes Queen, Man Suffering From A Range Of Cruel Socio-Economic Issues That Are Simply Unacceptable In A Developed Country Told By His Only Possible Political Alternative To Boycott A Grocery Store Due To Supermarket Chain’s Decision To Not Take Part In Deeply Inauthentic Display Of Americanized Patriotism, Culinary Icon “Hogster” Dead At 38 After Suspected Heart Attack & Male Matildas Beat Syria