r/Amiwrong I Almost Killed My Coworker

r/AmITheA**hole One day, OP was clicking around the Internet looking for content 😏 when he stumbled upon an OnlyFans account and instantly recognized the girl. It's his best friend's little sister! He wasn't sure what to do, so he contacted his friend's sister and let her know that he was able to identify her due to her tattoos. When her older brother found out that OP knew about the account, he becomes furious at OP and cuts him out of his life. Is OP the butthole in this situation? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3 Juni 202119min

r/Maliciouscompliance OP works at a restaurant where a new manager who thinks that he's God's gift to mankind starts bossing people around. He explodes on OP over nothing and actually fires her on the spot. She walks out of the restaurant... and so does half the staff! Good luck running your restaurant without any employees, you idiot! Turns out that paying people minimum wage and treating them like garbage is a terrible way to retain employees! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2 Juni 202117min

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP starts working at a company where his friend is also an employee. When OP's friend realizes that OP is making more than her, she starts to jealously harass OP, forcing him to take on extra projects and work on weekends. OP is more than happy to comply because he's racking up overtime! OP's friend thought that she was making OP's life miserable, when in reality she was just helping him make fat stacks 💰 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1 Juni 202116min

r/Choosingbeggars Welcome to the insane world of incel choosing beggar dating! We've got ugly, basic girls who want to date handsome millionaires, and incel neckbeards who want to date supermodel, submissive slaves. And what they offering to these high-value partners? Well, absolutely nothing. They just expect the world to conform to their completely unrealistic expectations because that's what choosing beggars always do. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

31 Maj 202120min

r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP has a young infant who was born with complications. Due to the child's cleft lip, OP has to feed her baby with the help of a milk syringe. Another woman at the shopping center sees OP feeding her child and just automatically assumes that OP is some drug addict who's shooting up in public, and that her baby's birth defects are caused by drug abuse. Luckily, security guards arrive to put a stop to her insanity and permanently ban the woman from the shopping center. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

30 Maj 202119min

r/Prorevenge OP is dating a girl in high school, and he discovers that she's been secretly cheating on him by finding guys to hook up with online. Luckily for OP, he's also tutoring her in a very important subject at school. Instead of getting mad, OP gets even? He photoshops fake lesson plans to trick his girlfriend into learning wrong information so that she's guaranteed to fail the class and delay her graduation! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

29 Maj 202122min

r/Nuclearrevenge In today's story, OP starts dating a girl named Lisa, and he falls for her hard. After a night of drinking, he discovers that she has been cheating on him repeatedly throughout their entire relationship. What follows is an incredibly epic, toxic, and destructive plan for revenge wherein OP systematically destroys every aspect of her life. He's so destructive in his path for vengeance that he even destroys his own life as well, but nothing can stop OP from hurting his cheating ex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28 Maj 202125min

r/Idontworkherelady In today's episode, OP takes his dog to visit the animal shelter so he can donate some pet supplies. A Karen at the shelter with her son sees OP's dog and just thinks, "A dog at a shelter? It must be adoptable!" She demands to be able to adopt OP's dog, despite OP telling her that his dog isn't up for adoption. Eventually, the shelter employee gets involved and has to tell Karen that she can't just adopt any dog she wants. Lady, you can't just try to take someone's dog. Haven't you ever watched John Wick? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

27 Maj 202119min