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Emily talks with women about what they think is cute or cliche on V-day. Emily breaks down the most romantic and repulsive date ideas, from reading each other poetry in the tub to fancy fast-food, from heart-shaped boxes to shamelessly selling yourself on eBay. Emily also talks about robberies at sex stores, elitist penises, sex with virgins, men who don’t want sex, and men who do want sex but don't know how to get it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13 Feb 201345min

Valentine's Day, commonly known as “Singles Awareness Day” for many Americans, is a day for laughter, tears, and double shots of whiskey. Emily answers important questions like, should you use your electric toothbrush as a vibrator? Why or why not? And what the hell should you do on V-day if you're single? Don't worry, you're going to have fun if you follow this advice.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

11 Feb 20131h 1min

Emily talks with pickup artist Brad P about how to approach women at a coffee shop... and end up doing it in the Starbucks bathroom. Brad P breaks down the biggest mistakes men make while hitting on women and how to have an edge over all those other "nice guys." Don't just ask her where she's from or what she does for a living. Here's what you should say if you really want to get some.  Special offer for Sex with Emily listeners: free book reveals how to approach hot women, open up a conversation and create instant attraction. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

8 Feb 20131h 3min

A podcast on why it's great to be single or taken on Valentine's Day. It's a perfect night to go out and meet someone or stay in and have sex with someone you love. In case you're wondering, you definitely count as someone you love. Self-love is one of the most rewarding things in the world. Emily shares her best and worst V-day experiences, and what made them special or subpar. Her best V-day was in the third grade when her classmate gave her cash in her Valentine. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

4 Feb 201325min

Tips and topics include: Cloning your willy, crooked penises, Christ for Kegels, the oral sex "chin trick," and the oral sex "screw trick." Emily goes on to teach people how to function during sex. Stare lovingly into your partner's eyes without looking psychotic, have loud, ravenous sex whenever possible, and remember to breathe (yes, people forget). Emily also explains what to do if someone stops functioning during sex. People have a better chance of having a heart attack during sex than most other activities. At least they'll die happily on top of you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

30 Jan 201341min

A show on breast play, friends with benefits, dirty talk, and threesomes-- when they work and when they don't. Emily answers listener's questions: How long should you make out before going for the breasts? How long can you play with her breasts before it gets creepy? Do friends with benefits ever work? How do I talk dirty without offending her? And last but not least, can I have a threesome without completely destroying my relationship? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

28 Jan 201319min

ay Adult Film Star, lecturer, and writer Conner Habib talks about making gay porn and how it's changed the way he thinks about sex. Habib talks about how porn has made him less superficial about choosing mates. Once you have sex with all the conventionally attractive macho men, you start to realize who you're really attractive to.He also talks about how being good at sex is not the the same as being good at porn (although he assures Emily he's pretty good at sex too). Habib reveals the most searched porn term on the Internet and why straight women love gay porn so much. He also gives oral sex tips for performing on a man. After all, a gay porn star is going to know fellatio better than anyone else. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

25 Jan 201333min

Emily discusses why women are simply better than men with television host, legal analyst, and best-selling author Dan Abrams. Abram uses research to invalidate sexist cliches about the differences between men and women in his book, Man Down: Proof Beyond a Reasonable Doubt That Women Are Better Cops, Drivers, Gamblers, Spies, World Leaders, Beer Tasters, Hedge Fund Managers, and Just About Everything Else. Emily corroborates Abrams findings while her co-host Menace is skeptical, wondering if Abrams just wrote the book to get laid. But Emily doesn't think Abrams needs to write a book celebrating women to do well with the ladies (she used to date Abrams herself). Contrary to popular opinion, Abrams argues why women are better at driving and making decisions. Men on the other hand are better at parking and getting hit by lightening. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

23 Jan 201341min