Hotline Calls: Why Masturbate When I Can Have Sex?

It’s a creepy job, but someone’s gotta do it. Today Emily attempts to de-creep our nation - one male listener at a time. In the meantime, she and Menace work out their on-air "relationship", and wonder why everyone is taking nude pics. The how to's of female ejaculation are broken down, as are the reasons why guys should clean their sheets. Learn how to prioritize your long distance relationship, then join us as we reveal the bisexuality myth. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

25 Aug 20111h 5min

Emily debates her future with or without a man, the top ten cities for cheaters and sluts, Will Smith and Jada Pickett Smith separated?, how marriage doesn't change how much you argue, when trying to have multiple orgasms is actually necessary, why a vibrator is a gateway toy, Emily and Menace talk about their first sexual encounters (oh my!), are you asexual? and how to solve awkward sex moments, one laugh and confession at a time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

23 Aug 201138min

Forget gluttony, sloth, and lust, if there’s seven things to avoid, it’s the seven deadly dating personalities – find out how today. Also find out why Emily goes stag to weddings, how women set the price of sex, sperm facts, and if sexting can make you a sex offender. Emily discusses why it’s riskier to send your man to a wedding than a bachelor party, fun tips for sex during pregnancy, the basics of tantric sex, and why we date people like our parents. Finally, as a big gift to the listeners, Emily demonstrates her best phone sex. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

19 Aug 20111h

Today Emily’s talking tips for overcoming jealousy - unless it’s your transportation or recycling routine, there’s really no need to turn green. Also, find out why she's really moaning during sex, what to say on your first online dating message, how to deal with body image issues, and if there’s a platonic dating site for those who don’t want to get down. Emily’s dog bites people's crotches at the dog park, but to make up for it, she’s got a new Kegel Camp app that can greatly benefit their sex lives. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

18 Aug 201157min

Another new fitness fad? Not quite. Today’s guest, Billy Sunday Mars, talks with Emily about how to be “Fit For Love.” Then it’s onto celebrity penis names, how a sex doll can land you in prison, and how to find and navigate the g-spot. New frontiers of sex are explored in the best male sex toys, viagra condoms, and women who go to strip clubs. Tune in to hear who wins out in the ultimate battle royale: Orgasms vs. Diamonds! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

16 Aug 201156min

Is cheating in our bones? No, that’s called marrow. But what about our genes? Today Emily talks about biological explanations for cheating, signs your partner is cheating, how to confront a possibly cheating partner, and the reasons why men and women cheat. They also discuss what not to do with handcuffs, how to evict an overstaying boyfriend, the new anti-date-rape straw, sex on Mars, how to handle a not-so-well endowed man, sexy voices, why men love reverse cowgirl, finger play for women, and female masturbation. Don’t cheat yourself by missing out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

15 Aug 20111h 1min

Emily welcomes special guest Nicole Daedone, author of Slow Sex - The Art and Craft of the Female Orgasm. She explains the benefits of Orgasmic Meditation (OMing), and how 15 minutes a day can lead to better sex. Nicole provides us with a map to the clitoris, discussing the benefits of stroking, how to tell she's faking it, and the stroke to make her fall in love. Then, it’s onto topics like infidelity, why we love free porn, breaking down your fear of the vagina, and the joy of sex without orgasm. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

5 Aug 201159min

The first step to getting a friend with benefits is to have friends, so if you’re already at that stage, today’s show is just for you, as we navigate the murky waters between Platonic Island and ‘FWB’ Bay. Emily prepares herself for speed dating and debates whether or not she should she get an om-ing partner for an expanded orgasm. But the greater debate lies in whether it’s a good or bad idea to date a DJ. Plus, the most awkward moments between the sheets and what to do when they happen. And speaking of awkward times and nocturnal emissions, is it ok to hook up with an old high school friend? And even more plus: dealing with a partner’s abusive past, and the bare essentials of exhibitionism. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

4 Aug 201154min