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Strong Morning, listeners! We’re speeding along with Sonic’s dad to give you the best advice about haircuts, signature pizza, and personal investigations. All of this to distract from the fact we have to come up with a new outro again. Fair winds, traveler!Suggested talking points: We Do Need to Said More Things, Enemy on a Plane, Your Situation Requires Hanging in There, The 7/11 Sorcerer, Pop Tart FascinatorsPalestine Children's Relief Fund: https://www.pcrf.net/

20 Jan 1h 5min

We think it was pretty obvious that our growling stomachs had an outsized impact on the decision last week, so we’re continuing the year naming discussion. There's so many rhyme schemes we didn't even consider, like saying "und" a hundred times, so we're doing our due diligence. Buckle in, we’ll get there!Suggested talking points: Not Overdrive Guys, We're All on Rhyme Zone, What does Fish Wife Mean to You, Nothing with Chew or Depth, Intangible Knives, Please Don't Bring ChangePalestine Children's Relief Fund: https://www.pcrf.net/

13 Jan 58min

It’s the longest episode ever (so far) and we’re determined to play with the format, and push the year naming further than ever before. Get ready to learn how to live your life for the next 365 days!Suggested talking points: Totally Fuckable Plastic Bag, How Do We Follow a Guy, Big Hork, Take a Cheekend, Loose Files, Mighty Morphin Xerox Xerox Vape, Maximum BeesPalestine Children's Relief Fund: https://www.pcrf.net/

6 Jan 2h 4min

For a festive Candlenights, we’re bringing you our traditional no-cussing episode. We’ve got new McElroy sword lore, uncomfortable Elf on the Shelf mythology, and discussions of torture in beloved children's holiday films! Just your usual, family-friendly seasonal fare!Suggested talking points: Elf on the Snelf, Frank Sinatra Biography Bar, Magic Union Bushes Blade, Think A Cuss, Air BnBumbleHarmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/

23 Dec 202455min

We’re going CYBER and getting all new augs and mods to make this show even better! Sunglasses that come out of our cheeks! An extra-wet mouth to maximize your peanut butter pretzel consumption! Rizz implants to flirt with computers! It’s the future, choom! Suggested talking points: Too Old For Spencer’s, Too Young for Spencer’s, My Balls are Prescription, Your Algo is Your Blade, Feel Different Together, Fan Fave Santa BellyHarmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/

16 Dec 202456min

Welcome to the last live show of the Twenty Fungalore tour at the beautiful and delicious Pabst Theater. Join us as we lay the year to rest with an anthropomorphic Munch Squad, some wholesome haunted dolls, demon erotica, and a very neatly stacked pile of bricks. Suggested talking points: Digital Ibex Death, Brick and Mortar Magicians, My Axe is Leg Meat, A Lot of Time the Adventure is Hornets, Dwanta, All Those Ways of Describing Back Muscles, Chopin's 100 Farts Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/

9 Dec 20241h 25min

Hold onto your Shakespeare books, we’re about the turn the whole gym industry on its head by telling people that there’s heavy stuff everywhere! We’re also disrupting the wine industry with unconventional fruits, and the chocolate industry with extra-joyful Santas. Suggested talking points: Powered By Mold, Public Service Emmy, Shook Like Wet Spaghetti, Brie My Guest, No Joke Food in My House Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/

2 Dec 202454min

We got lost in Cleveland’s Masonic Temple, but thankfully we were found by a potato-touting Kyle MacLachlan, who guided us through winding corridors of ambiguously abandoned bookshelves and designer headstones, and gifted us a cabinet full of mugs with people’s faces on them. Suggested talking points: Deep Vein of West Virginia Dirtbag, Coin-Operated Hot Dog, Miracle Tarp, Are You Dishwasher Safe?, Fun TikTok Headstone Dealer, Burial at Pee First Nations Development Institute: https://www.firstnations.org/

25 Nov 20241h 10min