
Ranking What Europe's Desperate Clubs Need for Xmas
SAMta Claus is...not coming to town, because he's in tier 4, but if he weren't, he'd come to your town and give out some presents! We take a look at some of the things that Europe's most in-need clubs...
23 Dec 202056min

Ranking the Champions League Last 16
The Champions League Last 16 is set and the draw is done, which leaves us salivating at the prospect of eight blistering ties to come in the New Year. Still, with the matchups now set, it felt like a ...
16 Dec 20201h 11min

Paul Pogba: Ranking the Good, the Bad & the Future
On Monday, before United's game against Leipzig, Paul Pogba's agent Mino Raiola came out to say that "I can say it’s over for Paul Pogba at Manchester United." Given Pogba had scored in United's game ...
9 Dec 20201h 7min

The Spotlight: An Ode to Diego, Chelsea to Conte, Manchester & Malen
There was only one place we could start today - in tribute to a genuine legend in this game we love. An icon. A behemoth. The one and only Diego Armando Marandona. There will, simply put, never be ano...
27 Nov 202058min

Ranking the World's Best Player in 5 Years
Welcome to 2025, where the halcyon days of Ronaldo and Messi are long consigned to the past and a new battle rages to be the world's best. There are many contenders, but who tops the award they all wa...
25 Nov 20201h 5min

The Postbox: Spurs' Credentials, Pep Problems, Destination: Haaland & Forza Milan
Hello Rank Squad, here's a special Cyber Week treat for you - this week, we're opening up our Patreon offering to everyone, to show you what you'd be getting if you took the plunge and became Ultras. ...
23 Nov 20201h 1min

Finding the Next Jack Grealish with Not The Top 20's Ali Maxwell
The Championship is a wild world, and it's formed some of our most loved stars of the Premier League and beyond. Nobody encapsulates that more than current PL Poster Boy Jack Grealish, who spent three...
18 Nov 20201h 12min





















