r/Maliciouscompliance "You Suck!" "I'm Literally Ranked #1 in the World"
r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP works as an armorer in the US military. OP is good at his job... really, REALLY good at his job. He's so good at his job that the government did an audit and determined that he was the #1 best armorer in the entire US military. So when an egotistical officer tries to fire OP, he happily complies. The military base IMMEDIATELY grinds to a halt without OP managing the armory. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
22 Dec 202116min
r/TIFU By Almost Murdering My Tinder Hook-Up
r/TIFU In today's episode, OP is a feeling a little lonely, so he hops onto Tinder to find some company for the night. He finds a cute girl and invites her over. Just before she arrives, he snacks on some peanuts. The girl arrives and they start making out, and the girl starts coughing and choking. Turns out she is EXTREMELY allergic to peanuts, and now her throat is closing up. Luckily, OP was able to save her life before she almost died from his deadly kiss. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
21 Dec 202122min
r/AmITheA**hole My Parents Threw Me Out, and Now They Want My House
r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP grew up in a family of doctors, so of course his parents expected him to become a doctor as well. He chose a different career path, so his parents kicked him out and basically disowned him. Decades later, they reunite and the parents discover that OP has become a wealthy investment banker who's richer than anyone else in the family. The parents suddenly expect to move in with OP because he has the best house. Is he the butthole for refusing? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20 Dec 202117min
r/Maliciouscompliance I Gave My Sergeant EXACTLY What He Asked For!
r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP's job in the military is to guard the dorm room. He's expressly forbidden from letting anybody into the dorm room unless they have a key or a password. Well, a minor mix-up causes an angry sergeant to come storming down to the dorm, demanding to be let in. The sergeant orders OP to let him in, but OP maliciously complies and refuses, which of course just makes the sergeant angrier. Things quickly get tense, and the story has an amazing conclusion! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
19 Dec 202118min
r/AmITheA**hole for Pranking the Neighborhood Brat?
r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP lives next to a spoiled little brat who keeps trying to prank him with ding dong ditch. OP sets up a camera to figure out who the culprit is, and then sets a trap. He patiently waits behind his front door with a bucket of water. The next time the neighborhood kid comes to prank OP again, OP just opens the door and douses the kid with a bucket of water! Of course, the kid goes and whines to his parents, who call OP the butthole for pranking their precious baby. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
18 Dec 202120min
r/Maliciouscompliance I Attended a "Mandatory" Work Meeting from a Hospital Bed
r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP's toxic boss decrees that ALL employees must attend a very important meeting no matter what! OP warns her boss that she will be out of office on that day, but the boss basically says "tough luck" and forces OP to show up to the Zoom meeting. So, that's exactly what OP does! She shows up from the hospital bed and utterly embarrasses her boss! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
17 Dec 202119min
r/Choosingbeggars Seeking Hot Girl to Be My Full-Time Mommy
r/Choosingbeggars Any hot babes out there interested in a full-time job where you drive around a guy, feed him, and satisfy all of his needs? Yep, this guy on Facebook is complaining that he can't find a woman who will literally take care of his every need, including buying all of his food and doing all of his chores for him. What a catch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16 Dec 202119min
r/Prorevenge How I Got 2 School Bullies Expelled!
r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP is attending college during quarantine, so he has to log into campus computers remotely. However, someone keeps booting OP off of his remote access, causing him to lose hours of work. When OP decides to go to campus in-person, he discovers that two bullies are going through the computer lab to manually log people off of remote access. He quickly streams their activities to the entire campus, which results in the two bullies getting expelled and then deported! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
15 Dec 202119min
