Story 119: Taweret is Adorable and Dangerous
“Give me a chubby hippo with a knife!” We finally watched Moon Knight! Other topics include the difference between household gods and royal gods, a new vocab word (apotropaic), a reminder that Docto...
20 Jan 36min
Story 118: River, Baboon, and Vulture, Too
“Pigeons; the vultures of the bird world.” PODCAST CHALLENGE: Can two siblings discuss three gods (Hapi, Babi, and Nekhbet) in under 30 minutes? Other topics include justice for vultures, Babi not bei...
13 Jan 30min
Story 117: Sobek Says, "It Ain't Easy Being Green"
“Sobek contains multitudes.” We didn't watch Moon Knight, so we're kicking off 2026 with the crocodile god, Sobek! Other topics include narrative boss fights, deities containing multitudes, debate ...
6 Jan 34min
Story 116: We Love Uncle Bes
"What about the dwarf thing?" Y'all want to hear Darien talk about a 900ish page dissertation published in 1989? You're in luck! Other topics include DJ learning new words, 18th-century Egyptologists ...
23 Dec 202535min
Ghosts of Musemas Past - 12 Days of Musemas
MUSEMAS RETURNS What better way to celebrate our fourth year of discussing Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol than by ranking all 35 adaptations we've discussed in years past? Where does The Muppet Ch...
13 Dec 20251h 29min
Story 115: Thoth, He Who is Like the Ibis
“Let the bird man fight!” Darien played too much Hades 2, so DJ took over the lesson plan for this week's episode about Thoth! Other topics include Darien continuing to mispronounce a deity’s name ev...
9 Dec 202543min
Musemas 2024 UNLOCKED: A VHS Christmas Carol
It's not the Thoth episode. But is is an episode from last year's MuseMas, about the BEST adaptation of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol. Watch VHS Christmas Carol: Live at https://www.youtube.com/...
2 Dec 202537min
Story 114: Bastet, the Ultimate Cat Lady w/ Mal (Demigod Debut)
“No dogs on the moon. No dogs in this episode.” A new guest appears on the podcast! Mal from Demigod Debut is allergic to cats and has never read the Kane Chronicles, but she loves and has a deep re...
11 Nov 20251h 22min
