EP 31- All the Penis's of the Rainbow

Taste the rainbow. Literally try them all. Jordyn here this week going over where she's at mentally whilst her husband is away on a fishing trip. The main focus of this episode is to shallow-ly and intentionally go over all the aesthetics of the male member. Long dicks, small dicks, curved dicks, hairy dicks. Pick a flavor any flavor. Im here giving you the real scoop, and of course my honest to god opinion on what the hell is going on below the belt, and why I feel justified in talking about it freely as I please. Metrosexuals, manscaping, and Arabian sand goggles lets talk about some shit. Am I thriving or am I crying myself to sleep every night, you'll have to tune in and find out.