“I’M DRUNK AT A MIDDLE SCHOOL”
A janitor on a graveyard shift at a middle school calls in to tell me about being drunk on the job.Later we hear from a caller conflicted about her parking lot hook ups with her ex-husband, a couple t...
3 Dec 20231h 8min
“I PICK UP MY AUNT’S POOP”
A caller expresses how having to take care of his 94 year old aunt has severely limited his ability to develop his own life, so we discuss his options.Afterwards a Swedish hat maker discusses how she ...
29 Nov 202359min
TALES FROM THE TRAIL
A caller shares stories from his time hiking the Appalachian Trail, including encounters with cryptids, trail diarrhea, bears, and bizarre interactions with people on drugs.Then we hear from a guy in ...
26 Nov 20231h 4min
“MY PARENTS ARE HOLDING ME HOSTAGE”
A 29 year old caller struggles to move out of his parent’s house due to feeling like he owes them some sort of debt.Afterwards a caller attempts to sabotage her sister’s adult entertainment career, a ...
22 Nov 20231h 1min
“SHOULD I BE A STRIPPER?”
A caller tries to decide whether or not to get back into stripping after taking a short hiatus to get clean from cocaine.Then a caller tells me how she wound up with an ankle monitor and reminisces ab...
19 Nov 202359min
“I AM A CUCK”
An active member of the Adult Baby Community dives deep into his various kinks including being a cuck, despite how much of a loser it makes him feel like.Afterwards we hear from a famous internet crit...
15 Nov 202354min
“I GREW UP ON A RESERVATION”
A caller raised on a Native American reservation tells me about his experience growing up around his family’s drug business.Then a caller has hesitations about meeting a guy from the internet who’s co...
12 Nov 202352min
“I’M A SCHOOL JANITOR”
A caller captivates us with stories from his 10 years as a grade school janitor. We learn how the job has changed his personal life and also what a “reverse waffle stomp” is.Then we hear from a retire...
8 Nov 202358min
