“I WANT TO BECOME A DOG”
A caller confesses his desire to become a dog, and we debate if dog life or human life is better.Later an esoteric man ponders the “infinite checkerboard” of his memories, a healthcare employee transp...
21 Feb 202456min
DOJA CAT GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO
I am joined by Doja Cat to talk to people on the phone as geckos.Topics include emotional unavailability, conquering death, attracting dominant women, anal infections, astrology, rhino sex, peeing in ...
18 Feb 20242h 11min
“I MAY GET DEPORTED”
An undocumented immigrant with a pending court date calls in seeking advice regarding a drug charge that could result in deportation.Later a woman from Germany speaks on having facial hair induced by ...
14 Feb 202449min
“I’M LIVING WITH MY EX”
After a series of stressful events, a caller wrestles with whether or not to stay together with his ex-wife for their kid.Then a caller finds and searches through an old cell phone he found in a van h...
11 Feb 20241h 11min
“I WAS KIDNAPPED BY MY TUTOR”
A caller shares their experience of being kidnapped by a weird math tutor they met in high school.Other callers include a man working through his destructive tendencies, a pregnant woman being labeled...
7 Feb 202454min
“I CONFRONTED MY DEMON”
A caller reveals how a recurring drug fueled hallucination involving a dragon-like creature inspired him to turn his life around.Later a caller can’t stop jerking off, a caller discusses a resentful b...
4 Feb 20241h
“I CAN’T STOP CHEATING”
A Papa John’s team member escapes from work to talk about how his dad influenced him to cheat on his romantic partners.Then we hear from a pair of friends going through a difficult time, a guilt ridde...
31 Jan 202451min
“I PAY TO HAVE FRIENDS”
A caller reflects on her difficulties socializing after spending $40K to make friends with very little success.Then a caller tries to decide between 2 women. One of them works at FedEx and the other i...
28 Jan 202454min
