Footballland21 Juni 2022

S02 E40 | Martin Tyler's It's Alive, The Quadruple Loople & The Mark Drapery

Greetings Footballland Earholders!

Well, we must apologise again, not sure to who, but to somebody for sure... Yes we've failed, yet again, to break ground on Footballland but we're not really worried because it's all sand and sand is dead easy to dig so, you know... In other news Anthony is having a lovely time in Hawaii as he makes his way "the other way" around the world back from Tuvalu, so as not to lose a day AND then there's the small matter of coming up with three excellent new rides too:

The Quadruple Loople

Mark pitches the impossible, which we thought had been done before on Footballland but this time it's really impossible, it's a ride that recreates all the hype and all the reality of an English club trying to complete the quadruple. (Community Shield excluded, T&Cs apply).

It's Alive

Anthony suggests an alternate use for Martin Tyler: mad scientist. What better way to celebrate the history of football than to take one of the most famous catchphrases of recent years and add a letter? Join Martin for some Frankenstein-ish goings on, oh and some snooker too.

The Mark Drapery

If you're going bring your antiques to Qatar to get polish by Juan Sebastian Veron then you might as well get your soft furnishing whipped up too, right? Well at least Ryan thinks so. (Bloody interns!!)

Don't forget to send us your ride ideas and lots of love!

With love from,

Anthony Richardson (Footballland CEO)

Mark Davison (Lord Sir Chief Ride Engineer)

Ryan Baxter (Intern)

Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/footballland.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Det här avsnittet är hämtat från ett öppet RSS-flöde och publiceras inte av Podme. Det kan innehålla reklam.

Avsnitt(75)

S02 E42 | Robbie Fowler's Growler, Calf and a Half & The Referee's A W*nker

Greetings, Captain Footballland here!I have exciting things to report: our intrepid trio continue to fight for the greater footballing good – battling interminable desert sand storms, blistering tempe...

5 Juli 202239min

S02 E41 | Robbie Keane's Roly Poly Shooting Gallery, Headless Chicken FC and The Footballer Vacation Simulator

Good day fair Footballlanders,Another glorious week of Footballland is upon us, and what a week of Footballland last week was, no? EXCITING NEWS ALERT!! We have broken ground! We think... (TBC) Either...

28 Juni 202240min

S02 E39 | Ten Hag Pin Bowling, Lee Cars Lee & The Draught Excluder

Greetings Footballlanders,It's all kicking off in Tuvalu! Anthony has started the newest, spiciest rivalry in football. After beating them in an 11 vs 1 game, he has now started to berate them and ins...

14 Juni 202233min

S02 E38 | Mount Mason, Father & Son & The Open Top Bus Parade Rollercoaster

Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandGreetings Footballland Earholders!What a sunny day it is here in Western Samoa, ...

7 Juni 202241min

S02 E37 | The Steve Wall of Death, Give It 110% and WAY Too Pumped

Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandWelcome one and all to Footballland! After a slight mix up two of the trio are i...

31 Maj 202239min

S02 E 36 | The Rebekah Vardy Escape Room, Groundswell & The Hall Of Past/Future Mirrors

Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandHello from Saudi Arabia! The boys are in Saudi (although Mark is in fact in Qata...

24 Maj 202238min

S02 E35 | Ashley Young Getting Bird Poo In His Mouth: The Ride, The Damp Squib Factor & The Watcher

Greetings from Qatar!For the first time in Footballland history, the boys are in the Middle East! Anthony is in the Holiday Inn in Doha, Ryan is in The Marriott in Doha, and Mark is in Saudi Arabia. T...

17 Maj 202240min