RIVER OF DEATH (w/ Frank and Geoff)
The Cannon Canon14 Jan 2022

RIVER OF DEATH (w/ Frank and Geoff)

WE SHALL BE THE DEVIL ON YOUR BACK! The Cannon Bros and Donald Pleasance, of course. We're talkin' 1989's Michael Dudikoff (almost Robert McGinty and Christopher Walken) mish-mash of a movie "River Of Death"! This movie has more stars and more plot/tone shifts than you can shake a stick at. It's every movie all at once. It has "jokes". It has a horny Donald Pleasance. It has a plot right out of "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World" (but with Nazis). It has an insanely sleepy voice-over that would make Harrison Ford's Blade Runner voice-over seem like the life of the party. And most importantly...it has lots of ads for our newest sponsor (in spirit, not actual money) BLUE CHEW! And you will need a lot of it to get through that long long Cabaret scene. So come aboard for a ride down the RIVER OF DEATH!


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