Anyone Fancy A Spit Roast? Döner or Shawarma?

Anyone Fancy A Spit Roast? Döner or Shawarma?


It's spit-ROASTING hot in Istanbul but whatever you do: don't confuse your Turks and your Arabs. This week's show is fuller than an NHS dentist's waiting list.


Find out why the ladies love Milk Tray and how to behave when you accidentally find yourself at a swinger's party with only a box of chocolates and a pair of hiking boots to spare your blushes.


Tune in for all this and more on this week’s episode of the Blackmilkshake Comedy Pubast!



Key Segments and Highlights:


1. The Chinese Year of the Black Milkshake – Dive into the show with Jorma and Ray’s humorous introduction from their local pub.

2. Döner Kebab vs. Shawarma – A comical debate on the names of Middle Eastern sandwiches and a hilarious song by “Two Jews''.

3. Celebrity True or False – Uncover the truth behind Hugh Hefner’s jet in this fun quiz segment.

4. SKETCH: The Accidental Swinger's party: Written and directed by Jorma Kirkko. Starring: Tim Hallam, Jamie Murphy, Joan O'Ruairc and Jorma Kirkko

5 . Kelvin Spacey’s Istanbul Lads’ Night Out – Kelvin Spacey’s plans for a wild lads' night in Istanbul.

6. Toe Wrestling World Championship Update – Celebrate Ben “ToeTal Destruction” Woodroffe’s victory and learn about the unique sport of toe wrestling.

7. End Credits



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