The Art of Bobbing, Weaving & Beating the Splashback - The Ultimate Public Toilet Survival Guide

The Art of Bobbing, Weaving & Beating the Splashback - The Ultimate Public Toilet Survival Guide

Enjoy more giggles with Talking Istanbullocks!


Highlights:

Ray's Restroom Rituals: Ray spills the details on his quirky lavatorial habits, from excessive sanitization to creative preparations to dodge the dreaded splashback.


Morgan Freedman's Poetic Slip: A heartfelt yet cringeworthy poem about racial intolerance as he mistakenly assumes Yoko Ono is Korean.


Love and Intrigue: A listener shares a gripping tale of love tinged with suspicion. Is her newfound romance leading her into a drug deal and what do pineapple and unicorn emojis mean?


Film Funnies and French Antics: Ray's film recommendation adds cinematic flair, while Jorma recounts the challenges of playing a sex-pest French soldier in an upcoming Turkish war film.


Horoscopes and Wisdom: Honzie's January horoscopes bring South African charm, and he suggests alternative therapy for women seeking 'self-improvement.' Wisdom or wackiness? Tune in to find out!

Good skills!


#Britishcomedy #IrishComedy #RestroomRevelations #MorganFreedmanPoetry #LoveAndIntrigue #FilmFunnies #SpoofHoroscopes #ComedyPodcast #AlternativeTherapy

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