Cute Debt - Is Klarna Killing Our Self Esteem?
Would you rather one payment of $150 or three monthly payments of $50? Is this pizza basically free if I pay $4 for a few months rather than twelve bucks at once? As the famously moral financial insti...
27 Okt 202529min
Why Kim Kardashian’s Pubic Wigs Are So Depressing
2025 has been the year of the pube, from bushtok going viral for promoting an overgrown mon pubis to the sold out SKIMS merkins that Kim Kardashian launched last week, we can't stop talking about our ...
19 Okt 202527min
On Taylor Swift's Biggest Flop To Date: ‘The Life Of a Showgirl’ Dissected
The reception to Taylor Swift’s twelfth studio album has been markedly different than historic fan reactions; as Swifties and Swift haters unite to deliver the best meme about how bad the new music is...
12 Okt 202529min
Is Harry Potter Worth Human Rights Violations? The Emma Watson Vs. JK Rowling Debacle Dissected
It doesn't take much to goad JK Rowling into a Twitter tirade these days (allegedly.) A fake news story about bra buying in Markses? Up for days raving about it? A former colleague gives a milquetoast...
5 Okt 202532min
Is Jimmy Kimmel A Martyr For Fascist America?
It's been an absolutely mental month for the US media and one face has emerged as the hero of free speech for the Left, a person none of us saw coming to the pulpit to expunge us of our sins: Jimmy Ki...
28 Sep 202526min
Are We All Doomed To Have AI Boyfriends?
If over half of gen z have interacted with an AI companion and dating apps are rolling out bots to date on your behalf - where is the line drawn between real love and falling for a fantasy?In this wee...
21 Sep 202529min
Is Woke Cool Again? Why The Dirtbag Left Are Pivoting
Another day, another Cumtown alumni going viral for doing something politically sound - from Adam Friedland's interview with Ritchie Torres to Stavros Halkias challenging his podcast guest on transpho...
14 Sep 202527min
We’ve Had ENOUGH of The Performative Male
The newest evolution of softboi has just landed with the most on the nose name yet - the performative male. He reads Sylvia Plath outside indie coffee shops as he sips matcha. He has a Labubu and his ...
7 Sep 202527min
