AB's due date, public toilets & dating your friend’s ex’s

Buckle up cause this episode is *raw* especially if you’ve ever had your heart broken. And turns out, if you’re human above the age of 10 you have probably have : ) but first! Bachelorette parties and a few tips on how to make them the best. Including but not limited to scheduling meals. And trust us, you aren’t the “guys girl” you once thought you were. If there is one thing you take away from this episode let it be this: Don’t give a hater speech at a wedding. Just kidding thats not the *ONE THING* we have a million takeaway from this episode and here we go: we dive into heartbreak, Jordyn ending a relationship, Giving second chances, ending things for the long run and how heartbreak is the absolute worst. But we… are better because of it. And cut. It. Off. For. Good. For love of goodness, do not look back, you’re not going that way. Support our sponsors! Pink Whitney: Order Pink Whitney Shots at your local bar today. Betterhelp: This episode is sponsored by Betterhelp. Go to https://barstool.link/BHMeanGirl for 10% off your first month You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/meangirlpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

16 Jan 20231h 21min

Happy New Year (can we still say that?) This episode starts off with our Polo Bar conversation about long term happiness vs. short term happiness. And **women and men nagging**. Who nags more? And why do we nag in general? Then, we dive into girls being mean, doubles date suck, and the power of ending a relationship. Sometimes the hardest decisions of cutting someone out of your life is the best for yourself. We also realize when people treat you wrong, sometimes part of you thinks you deserve it. And finally, how to love your partner through the change and finding their true selves. Oh, and gossip isn’t bonding. Support our sponsors! Pink Whitney: Order Pink Whitney Shots at your local bar today. Adam and Eve: use code MEANGIRL to get 50% off and free shipping Zola: From “Just engaged” to the “Only thing left to do is say I do”, Zola is here at https://barstool.link/ZolaBSS Betterhelp: This episode is sponsored by Betterhelp. Go to https://barstool.link/BHMeanGirl for 10% off your first month You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/meangirlpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

9 Jan 20231h 4min

Happy New Year and happy new logo!! We’re back and ready to rock. We kick off with an update, relationship status, and how we’re moving into the new year. Then, we discuss getting married and having babies just to solve a problem. If you’re not sure you’re with the one, is it just easier to stay together? Is breaking up harder? And a *crazy statistic* about divorce that might rock your world. And, do you ever know when you’re ready for marriage? We might have the answer. AND! A new addition to the show, we have an expert author, Logan Ury, on to talk about “how not to die alone”. Which dating type are you??? Are you a romanticizer? A maximizer? Or a hesitater? This may unlock the real reason why you're single. Enjoy!!! 00:00 - Intro 05:00 - Relationships status update 07:40 - Holiday break stories 09:35 - Getting married to fix a problem 13:30 - Shocking marriage statistic 34:00 - What do you actually like about the person you’re with?? 41:00 - Dating Coach Logan Try 43:00 - The Real Reason You’re Single 1:02:00 - Can fuckboys change? 1:06:48 - Dating advice in the modern world Take the dating tendencies quiz here! : https://www.loganury.com/quiz Support our sponsors! Pink Whitney: Order Pink Whitney Shots at your local bar today. HelloFresh: Go to https://barstool.link/HellofreshMG and use code MEAN21 for 21 free meals plus free shipping You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/meangirlpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

4 Jan 20231h 17min

Thank you all for an amazing year with us! Stay tuned for even more in 2023, love you all!! 00:00 - Intro 16:00 - EP. 25 | Wait, You Don’t Use A Vibrator? 24:00 - EP. 17 | Give A Guy Your Panties & Confidence 38:30 - EP.23 | I’m Fucking Hot 56:30 - EP.26 | Talk Dirty To Me 1:12:07 - EP.38 | Love Languages & Is Cuddling Foreplay 1:20:55 - EP.21 | Is Sex A Chore? & Are Blue Balls Real? 1:36:40 - EP.33 | Multiple O’s & Are You Actually Into Him? Support our sponsors! Pink Whitney: Order Pink Whitney Shots at your local bar today. Vagisil: Go to https://barstool.link/YTvagisilmeangirl and sign-up to save $2 on any Vagisil product. Summer: Download Summer at https://summerdating.onelink.me/MGWN/barstool You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/meangirlpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

26 Dec 20221h 44min

We’re went on a triple date!!!!! **who is the 6th man?** you’ll obviously have to listen to get that answer. Which leads us to our first topic; what is a Situationship? And are they a bad thing? Then, ever been in a locker room wondering about nipple colors? Same. If you haven’t, now you will (sorry in advance). Next, we dive into core values and why they are just that; valuable. Write yours down, you might surprise yourself and learn about what’s important to you. It’s a simple exercise that makes the biggest difference. Next up… weddings and bridal party etiquette… yikes. And last but not least, can’t forget our listener question, “HELP my girlfriend has bad breath!” Love you guys TIMECODES Intro: 00:00 Our Triple Date! 00:30 Situationships: 09:30 What are your core values: 15:00 Nipple Differences: 23:00 We’re synced up: 31:00 High sex follow up: 32:00 Sexy Advent Calendar update: 34:30 Sex Toy Haul : 37:30 Wedding and bridal party etiquette : 45:00 Listener Question, Help my GF has really bad breath: 54:00 Support our sponsors! Pink Whitney: Order Pink Whitney Shots at your local bar today. No Days Wasted: Go to https://barstool.link/NDWMeanGirl and use code MEANGIRL for 25% off your order Betterhelp: This episode is sponsored by Betterhelp. Go to https://barstool.link/BHMeanGirl for 10% off your first month Vagisil: Go to https://barstool.link/YTvagisilmeangirl and sign-up to save $2 on any Vagisil product. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/meangirlpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19 Dec 20221h 2min

We're back and better than ever for this week's episode because we survived our first fight... barely! Then, we have to talk about Alex's gift a day till Christmas situation with her hubby. She was expecting more of a Sephora theme, but he went with Adam and Eve. Ever try nipple clamps??? Then, we have possibly the best gift idea a girl could ever give. After, we get into a discussion about being vulnerable and opening up to friends and in relationships. We close the show with a listener question about balancing football/ sports and your relationship and have the perfect surprise guest on the weight in ;) Support our sponsors! Pink Whitney: Order Pink Whitney Shots at your local bar today. No Days Wasted: Go to https://barstool.link/NDWMeanGirl and use code MEANGIRL for 25% off your order Everyplate: Get your first box for just $1.49 per box at https://barstool.link/EveryplateBSS and entering code MEAN149 Proper Wild: Go to https://barstool.link/ProperwildBSS to try Proper Wild 30% Off. Vagisil: Go to https://barstool.link/YTvagisilmeangirl and sign-up to save $2 on any Vagisil product. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/meangirlpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12 Dec 20221h

Have you ever been walked in on? That’s awkward. We have. Well tell you all about it when you listen :) Then…!!!!! Guess what.. we’ve got another boy on the show, meet MIKE! Alanna’s boyfriend. He gets real sweet, real fast when we ask him if he’d rather go on a road trip with this best friend or girlfriend. And, to the surprise of no one, Jordyn is on her phone during the episode so we **texted the boy outloud**. And are you being ghosted?! Maybe. Also, did we mention it’s 2022 but really who can be sure? TIMECODES: Intro: 00:00 Thanksgiving Eve: 00:25 Cute Hot Sex follow up: 4:50 Mike joins the show! : 10:00 Responding to Jordyns DMs: 31:15 Wheel of Misfortune, "have you ever been walked in on?" : 38:00 Listener Question, "am i being ghosted?" : 48:10 Support our sponsors! Pink Whitney: Order Pink Whitney Shots at your local bar today. LivPur: Go to https://barstool.link/LivPurGirl and use code MEAN25 for 25% off your entire order Vagisil: Go to https://vagisil.com/meangirl and sign-up to save $2 on any Vagisil product. No Days Wasted: Go to https://barstool.link/NDWMeanGirl and use code “MEANGIRL” for 30% off your order You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/meangirlpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

21 Nov 20221h 1min

What makes someone hot, sexy or cute? Is the beauty in the eye of the beholder or is it your personality? We had to call in a guy for this discussion! Next, we talk about how sometimes the best method is no method. Especially in the bedroom ;) and ever think about how intimate eating someone out is… is that just something you skip on the first date? Or first seventeen dates? Nothing says **connection** quite like that. Don’t worry, we talked about connections, too. And last but certainly not least, it’s wedding season (which is now year round) what’s the protocol on plus ones? 00:00- intro 10:00 - are you cute hot or sexy? 15:38- our first guest 24:22 - tip in the bedroom 28:34- going down on a girl 40:20 - immediate connections and slow burns 54:00 Bringing a plus one to a wedding Pink Whitney: Order Pink Whitney Shots at your local bar today. LivPur: Go to https://barstool.link/LivPurGirl and use code MEAN25 for 25% off your entire order No Days Wasted: Go to https://barstool.link/NDWMeanGirl and use code “MEANGIRL” for 30% off your order Everyplate: Get your first box for just $1.49 per meal with code mean149 at https://barstool.link/EveryplateBSS Vagisil: Go to https://vagisil.com/meangirl and sign-up to save $2 on any Vagisil product. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/meangirlpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

14 Nov 20221h 2min