UPS and DOWNS

One more week left to drive recklessly in school zones.

18 Aug 20228min

I’d rather be a whole bong rip than a drag.

31 Juli 20227min

Started the day with two shots of tequila and now I’m at the gym. Balance.

25 Juli 20226min

Embrace The Demons

14 Juli 20227min

I'm not anti-social, I'm anti-idiot. It's definitely a thing.

8 Juli 202210min

You can always count on me to bring my famous recipe of "bag of ice" to your summer cookout.

28 Juni 202213min

Looking for that one weirdo who's willing to hold up my tits this summer. Cause, fuck this heat.

21 Juni 20226min

I fold my worries into paper planes and turn them into flying fucks.

14 Juni 20228min