Ep. 81: When Comedians Date Comedians — with James Mattern

Ep. 81: When Comedians Date Comedians — with James Mattern

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Comedian James Mattern is this week's guest on The Manwhore Podcast. The hardworking hustler is here with words of wisdom on women and relationships. Mattern has a ton of Yoda-like moments on this podcast and you're really in for a treat! He also has a lot of opinions about sleeping with fellow comedians. Hilarious episode! There may be no industry more incestuous than comedy. James Mattern has f*cked more than a few comedians in his day. On the one hand, they know the lifestyle and keep a similar schedule. On the other hand, you're not supposed to date at the office, right? Mattern summizes, "It's not really sh*tting where you eat. It's more like sh*tting where you snack." Having only hooked up with a few comics myself, I ask him how these always seem to come about. Spoiler alert: alcohol. Here's a taste of the prophetic thoughts of James L. Mattern: "When relationships are good, it's a Woody Allen movie. You're just firing off these one-liners that are just poignant and funny and smart and clever and it feels so good. And the sex is better with that too. When you have witty banter you have witty banter sex which is just amazing. But it's barely that! We've seen these movies, we've seen these romantic comedies. It has f*cked up dating!" Asexuals are mad at me! After last week's episode with Bauer, the aces started trashing me about being wrong and an assh*le. However, not many of them actually downloaded the episode. Instead, they read an unauthorized transcript of my podcast and started leaving negative reviews on iTunes, despite never listening. I need your help! Go leave an honest review for me on iTunes today! Apparently you can fail the Kinsey Test. Yea, James didn't know that either. I tell Mattern the story about Andrea Allan giving me the Kinsey Test and how I failed it. I either answered a question wrong or am "a very unusual person." Plus, that time my guest got eyeballed by the receptionist at an STD clinic. Go get tested people! And use a damned condom! Both Mattern and I were late sexual bloomers. Today we are both running in full stride! He and I both share a similar, "Look at me now," feeling when thinking about our virgial pasts. It's a great feeling. But my present-day prowess still doesn't prevent me from Tinder Oops! moments like the one I share on this week's episode. Only a few days left to get your Manwhore Podcast t-shirts and hoodies before the prices go up! Secure yours today! Click here to get your "Keep Calm and Stay Slutty" shirt right now. Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by babies and bubbas. Just when you thought no one said 'babies' and 'bubbas' anymore, James Mattern cheers you up with ample usage. Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Ep. 624: Are The Straights Okay?!

Ep. 624: Are The Straights Okay?!

What would my end of the world party be like? Do I have any unfulfilled fantasies? How does one be an ethical manwhore? I answer your questions on this sensual solo episode.Mentioned:0/18 - NYC - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/197783731565301/17 - LA - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1918561572309Sign up for the mailing list @ http://eepurl.com/Ve3WDBook: S.E.X. The all-you-need-to-know sexuality guide to get you through your teens and twentiesSupport indie bookstores at http://bookshop.org/shop/billyGet $50 off your Motorbunny at http://manwhorepod.com/motorbunnyThe Aristocrats (2005)Follow Billy!Instagram: @billyprocidajrTikTok: @TheBillyProcidaThreads: @billyprocidajrBlueSky: @thebillyprocida0nlyFans: @callmebillyMoney StuffVenmo: @BillyProcidaCash App: $manwhorepodPayPal/Zelle: funnybillypro@gmail.comBecome an Official Fanwhore on Patreon at http://patreon.com/manwhorepodcastMake new friends in The Champagne Room at http://manwhorepod.com/discordEmail your comments, questions, and criticisms to manwhorepod@gmail.com.Late Night Radio by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

25 Dec 32min

Ep. 623: Which Countries Fuck Best? with Alexa Andre

Ep. 623: Which Countries Fuck Best? with Alexa Andre

Sexologist Alexa Andre says Costa Rican men are bad in bed. How'd Americans turn up? Which nation has the best lovers? Find out on this week's pod! Plus! Kathy K from Strictly Anonymous stops by to talk about her new book! Mentioned: Discord: Sabrina’s Unexpected Sex Story 01/17 - LA - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1918561572309 Sign up for the mailing list @ http://eepurl.com/Ve3WD Follow Alexa!YouTube: In Bed with AlexaInstagram: @sexwithalexaInstagram: @inbedwithalexapod Follow Kathy K!Book: Strictly Anonymous ConfessionsInstagram: @strictanonymous Follow Billy!Instagram: @billyprocidajrTikTok: @TheBillyProcidaThreads: @billyprocidajrBlueSky: @thebillyprocida0nlyFans: @callmebilly Money StuffVenmo: @BillyProcidaCash App: $manwhorepodPayPal/Zelle: funnybillypro@gmail.com Become an Official Fanwhore on Patreon at http://patreon.com/manwhorepodcast Support indie bookstores at http://bookshop.org/shop/billy Make new friends in The Champagne Room at http://manwhorepod.com/discord Email your comments, questions, and criticisms to manwhorepod@gmail.com. Late Night Radio by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

17 Dec 1h 9min

Ep. 622: Brothel Complaint Forms with Catherine De Noire

Ep. 622: Brothel Complaint Forms with Catherine De Noire

Brothels have an office. Catherine DeNoire is the manager of a legal brothel in a major western European city. Often we hear about these spaces from sex workers and customers — but sex work also has an office with staplers and spreadsheets and an HR department. Catherine shares a day in the office at a European brothel, why she loves her job, and why she doesn’t do sex work herself. ALSO! A listener asks about the difference between sex trafficking and sex work.Mentioned:12/12 - Philly - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/191854016828901/17 - LA - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1918561572309Sign up for the mailing list @ http://eepurl.com/Ve3WDFollow Catherine!Instagram: @catherine_de_noireOF: @catherinedenoirewww.catherinedenoire.comFollow Billy!Instagram: @billyprocidajrTikTok: @TheBillyProcidaThreads: @billyprocidajrBlueSky: @thebillyprocida0nlyFans: @callmebillyMoney StuffVenmo: @BillyProcidaCash App: $manwhorepodPayPal/Zelle: funnybillypro@gmail.comBecome an Official Fanwhore on Patreon at http://patreon.com/manwhorepodcastSupport indie bookstores at http://bookshop.org/shop/billyMake new friends in The Champagne Room at http://manwhorepod.com/discordEmail your comments, questions, and criticisms to manwhorepod@gmail.com.Late Night Radio by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10 Dec 1h 11min

Ep. 621: Do Spotify playlists count as cheating? with Arielle Isaac Norman

Ep. 621: Do Spotify playlists count as cheating? with Arielle Isaac Norman

Comedian Arielle Isaac Norman is talking porn preferences, coming out lesbian as an ex-Mormon, and the ethics of sharing Spotify playlists with exes. Is it cheating? Mentioned:12/04 - NYC - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/191830350040912/12 - Philly - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/191854016828901/17 - LA - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1918561572309 Follow Arielle!Instagram: @ellendegenderlessTikTok: @aimormonPodcast: Gender FluidsPodcast: Drunk Feminismwww.arielleisaacnorman.com Follow Billy!Instagram: @billyprocidajrTikTok: @TheBillyProcidaThreads: @billyprocidajrBlueSky: @thebillyprocida0nlyFans: @callmebilly Money StuffVenmo: @BillyProcidaCash App: $manwhorepodPayPal/Zelle: funnybillypro@gmail.com Become an Official Fanwhore on Patreon at http://patreon.com/manwhorepodcast Support indie bookstores at http://bookshop.org/shop/billy Make new friends in The Champagne Room at http://manwhorepod.com/discord Email your comments, questions, and criticisms to manwhorepod@gmail.com. Late Night Radio by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3 Dec 1h 7min

Ep. 620: Sydney Kane Roasts You Emails

Ep. 620: Sydney Kane Roasts You Emails

Is Sydney Kane wife material? The funny pansexual comedian lays into a couple of outrageous emails I’ve received after we discuss some of her dating preferences. Also! Should I perform at a listener’s funeral in some hopefully-distant future?Mentioned:12/04 - NYC - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/191830350040912/12 - Philly - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/191854016828901/17 - LA - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1918561572309Sign up for my mailing list at http://eepurl.com/Ve3WDReuter: Grindr ends talks to go privateFollow Sydney Kane!Instagram: @sydneymogankaneInstagram: @sydneymorgankaneNYC - Dec. 1 & 2 - Wife Materialwww.sydneymorgankane.comFollow Billy!Instagram: @billyprocidajrTikTok: @TheBillyProcidaThreads: @billyprocidajrBlueSky: @thebillyprocida0nlyFans: @callmebillyMoney StuffVenmo: @BillyProcidaCash App: $manwhorepodPayPal/Zelle: funnybillypro@gmail.comBecome an Official Fanwhore on Patreon at http://patreon.com/manwhorepodcastSupport indie bookstores at http://bookshop.org/shop/billyMake new friends in The Champagne Room at http://manwhorepod.com/discordEmail your comments, questions, and criticisms to manwhorepod@gmail.com.Late Night Radio by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

26 Nov 57min

Ep. 619: Good, Giving and Shaved with comedian Lauren Cocroft

Ep. 619: Good, Giving and Shaved with comedian Lauren Cocroft

How does one become a “slobber girl”? Comedian Lauren Cocroft gets pretty freaky talking about period sex, guys with tattoos, and dating couples. She’s out here in these streets! Lauren is a regular at The Naked Comedy Show, including January 8th. Plus: Billy went to Skankfest!Mentioned:12/04 - NYC - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/191830350040912/12 - Philly - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/191854016828901/17 - LA - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1918561572309Sign up for my mailing list at http://eepurl.com/Ve3WDFollow Lauren Cocroft!Instagram: @you.go.glen.locoInstagram: @bychancebychoicepodPodcast: By Chance / By ChoiceFollow Billy!Instagram: @billyprocidajrTikTok: @TheBillyProcidaThreads: @billyprocidajrBlueSky: @thebillyprocida0nlyFans: @callmebillyMoney StuffVenmo: @BillyProcidaCash App: $manwhorepodPayPal/Zelle: funnybillypro@gmail.comBecome an Official Fanwhore on Patreon at http://patreon.com/manwhorepodcastSupport indie bookstores at http://bookshop.org/shop/billyMake new friends in The Champagne Room at http://manwhorepod.com/discordEmail your comments, questions, and criticisms to manwhorepod@gmail.com.Late Night Radio by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19 Nov 1h 8min

Ep. 618: We Exchanged Orgasms One Time

Ep. 618: We Exchanged Orgasms One Time

It took seven years for this Bumble match to make out with me, but it was worth the wait. Why didn’t we work out? Find out!Mentioned:12/04 - NYC - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/191830350040912/12 - Philly - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/191854016828901/17 - LA - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1918561572309Sign up for my mailing list at http://eepurl.com/Ve3WDFollow Billy!Instagram: @billyprocidajrTikTok: @TheBillyProcidaThreads: @billyprocidajrBlueSky: @thebillyprocida0nlyFans: @callmebillyMoney StuffVenmo: @BillyProcidaCash App: $manwhorepodPayPal/Zelle: funnybillypro@gmail.comBecome an Official Fanwhore on Patreon at http://patreon.com/manwhorepodcastSupport indie bookstores at http://bookshop.org/shop/billyMake new friends in The Champagne Room at http://manwhorepod.com/discordEmail your comments, questions, and criticisms to manwhorepod@gmail.com.Late Night Radio by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12 Nov 1h 12min

Ep. 617: How to Approach a Porn Star with Ryan Keely

Ep. 617: How to Approach a Porn Star with Ryan Keely

How do you date a porn star? Well first, you probably need to ask one out! America’s Step-mom Ryan Keely laments about the difficulties of dating as a 40+ neurospicy dorky porn star. Do you have the courage to approach her AND learn a lot of facts about World War II? Plus she talks about her Dungeons and Dragons podcast, I Seduce the Dragon!Mentioned:12/04 - NYC - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/191830350040912/12 - Philly - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/191854016828901/17 - LA - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1918561572309Sign up for my mailing list at http://eepurl.com/Ve3WDFollow Ryan Keely!Instagram: @ryankeelytmTikTok: @ryankeelytmiPodcast: I Seduce the Dragonwww.ryankeely.comFollow Billy!Instagram: @billyprocidajrTikTok: @TheBillyProcidaThreads: @billyprocidajrBlueSky: @thebillyprocida0nlyFans: @callmebillyMoney StuffVenmo: @BillyProcidaCash App: $manwhorepodPayPal/Zelle: funnybillypro@gmail.comBecome an Official Fanwhore on Patreon at http://patreon.com/manwhorepodcastSupport indie bookstores at http://bookshop.org/shop/billyMake new friends in The Champagne Room at http://manwhorepod.com/discordEmail your comments, questions, and criticisms to manwhorepod@gmail.com.Late Night Radio by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

5 Nov 1h 2min

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