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Some movies stay with you long after they’re over, and none more than the 2006 animated cult classic Barnyard, starring Kevin James. We’ve talked about it so much, we finally watched it again… but this time, it’s Caleb’s first viewing. Bacon also shares his thoughts after seeing Adam Sandler live on his You’re My Best Friend tour. We wrap things up with all the latest news on upcoming Adam Sandler and Kevin James movies you won’t want to miss.🎬 PLOT 🎬Otis is a carefree Holstein steer who lives on a farm where the animals secretly walk, talk and party when humans aren’t watching. His adoptive father Ben is the responsible leader of the barnyard community, constantly reminding Otis to grow up and take things seriously. When Ben falls in battle trying to fend off a pack of coyotes that threaten the farm, Otis is thrust into the leadership role. Faced with the responsibility he’s always avoided, he must step up, protect his friends and family, and take the barnyard seriously, no more late-night partying and shirking duties.KEVIN JAMES RANKINGS👮🍩BACON'S RANKINGS MARIE'S RANKINGSEVERY HAPPY MADISON FILM RANKED 🍑💨CALEB’S LISTBACON’S LISTEVERY ADAM SANDLER FILM RANKED 🎬💰MARIE’S RANKINGSBACON’S RANKINGSCALEB'S RANKINGS (ONGOING)🎥 PLEASE STOP VIDEOS 🔥 ADAM SANDLER PLEASE STOP SHOP 👀 INSTAGRAMBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/adam-sandler-please-stop--2896668/support.

7 Nov 1h 22min

Kevin James is back, but not in a way anyone asked for. His latest movie Guns Up 2025 tries to be John Wick with mob codes, diner dreams, and a lot of gunfire.We watched it so you don’t have to, and in this episode of Adam Sandler Please Stop, we’re breaking down exactly why it fails. From the incoherent plot and lazy mob clichés, to Kevin James’s limp performance and Christina Ricci single-handedly saving the movie. We’ll talk about Edward Drake’s controversial writing during the WGA strike, Luis Guzmán’s phoned-in acting, the true meaning of “family night”, and why Kevin James is completely exposed when you strip away the comedy.🎬 PLOT 🎬Ray Hayes (Kevin James) is a former cop turned mob enforcer trying to leave the life behind to open a diner with his wife Alice (Christina Ricci). But when his mob “family” is taken over by Lonnie (a cigar-chomping villain with one eye), Ray is forced into one last bloody night. Along the way, we meet Irish Danny (the only good actor here), Luis Guzmán with a dagger cane, and a parade of henchmen who apparently don’t know how knives work.By the end, Ricci’s character, not James, is the real hero, proving the movie should’ve been hers all along. It’s messy, boring, and destined for Tubi.KEVIN JAMES RANKINGS👮🍩BACON'S RANKINGS MARIE'S RANKINGSEVERY HAPPY MADISON FILM RANKED 🍑💨CALEB’S LISTBACON’S LISTEVERY ADAM SANDLER FILM RANKED 🎬💰MARIE’S RANKINGSBACON’S RANKINGSCALEB'S RANKINGS (ONGOING)🎥 PLEASE STOP VIDEOS 🔥 ADAM SANDLER PLEASE STOP SHOP 👀 INSTAGRAMBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/adam-sandler-please-stop--2896668/support.

19 Sep 1h 39min

Happy Madison is back, but this time with an Amy Schumer vehicle called Kinda Pregnant. How does this new release compare to other Happy Madison films that don't star Adam Sandler? We watched it so you don't have to, and we're breaking it all down in this episode.Tune in as we discuss where Kinda Pregnant ranks among the worst Happy Madison movies, and if it's worth your time. We'll give you our honest takes on the film, the performances, and the story.🎬 PLOT 🎬As a child, Lainy plays a mom giving birth, with her best friend Kate. After they grow up, both are teachers at the same school. Kate is married and becomes pregnant.When Dave, Lainy's boyfriend of four years, invites her to dinner and asks her to participate in a threesome, she loses her cool as she was expecting a proposal. In her class the next day, she burns her students' books and sets off the fire alarm. Kate tells Lainy about her pregnancy when they meet up for lunch.Next day at school, Lainy learns that another younger teacher Shirley is also pregnant. Lainy and Kate go to a maternity clothing store, where she puts on a fake pregnancy belly. She is happy with people on the street wishing her well and treating her with respect. She dons the fake belly and visits a Prenatal Yoga class called "Mamaste", where she befriends Megan, a pregnant woman.Megan invites Lainy to her home for dinner, where she again meets her brother Josh (who she first met at a coffee shop) and husband Steve. Her belly accidentally catches fire and while patching it up, she talks to Megan for a while, who thanks Lainy for giving her strength, so Lainy continues faking her pregnancy.Lainy's co-worker, Fallon, is aware of her faking her pregnancy and tells her to stop, but Lainy does not listen. At a children's store, Megan's son sees Lainy and Kate and observes the lack of baby belly. Steve and Megan are also there, but Lainy hides so they cannot see her.Josh calls Lainy for a date on an ice skating rink and then on a City Cruises Yacht dinner and dance. They bump into Dave, her ex-boyfriend, who believes her when she says she got pregnant during a Thanksgiving Black Friday sale.Megan visits Lainy at her school, inviting her to join her at a therapeutic class for pregnant women. Lainy grabs a helium balloon beneath her dress in lieu of the fake belly to make it appear as if she is pregnant. Fallon also shows up at the class, pretending to be pregnant.When visiting Megan to babysit her son, Lainy kisses Josh; they go into the garage, his bedroom here. Before they have sex, she insists Josh keep on an eye mask and keeps her shirt on to keep her fake pregnancy from being discovered. They have sex in the cowgirl position, during which the garage door opens by mistake. After Josh admits he feels he can really trust her and believes they could make it together with the baby, she leaves abruptly, saying she cannot continue with him.Lainy confides to Fallon about getting rid of her (non-existent) baby and is overheard by Shirley, who tells Kate about it. At Kate's joint baby shower, Megan, her husband and Josh arrive upon Shirley's invitation. Lainy places a roast chicken up her dress to keep up the fake pregnancy, but when confronted about it, drops the chicken and tells everyone she is not really pregnant, whereupon the upset Megan and Josh leave.Kate and Megan both reconcile with Lainy. She finally tells Josh she loves him and her real name. Dave visits Lainy, who first lies to him saying he is going to be the father of triplets and then watches his relief when she removes her fake pregnant cushion.Lainy goes back to teaching when one of her students tells her there is a Zamboni outside. They all go out to meet Josh, who confesses his love for her. They ride the Zamboni, accidentally causing extensive property damage on the way from the school.📈 EVERY HAPPY MADISON FILM RANKED 📉CALEB’S LISTBACON’S LIST📈 EVERY ADAM SANDLER FILM RANKED 📉MARIE’S RANKINGSBACON’S RANKINGSCALEB'S RANKINGS (ONGOING)🎥 PLEASE STOP VIDEOS 🔥 ADAM SANDLER PLEASE STOP SHOP 📟 CONTACT US🧑‍⚖️  INTERNET SUPREME COURTBacon hosts a comedy live-stream that's your weekly court of laughs, chaos, and cultural commentary. Every Thursday at 7 PM EST, our dishonorable judges and our highly partial jury (that’s you, chat) convene to debate the fate of memes and the weekly cultural zeitgeist. From the hottest trends to the dumbest controversies.We're on Youtube, Twitch, and Kickhttp://www.internetsupremecourt.comBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/adam-sandler-please-stop--2896668/support.

20 Aug 1h 24min

The whole gang is back to review the 2025 Netflix sequel, Happy Gilmore 2. Did Sandler actually pull it off? Did anyoneask for this? And has the long-awaited return to the putting green finally made Marie, Caleb, and Bacon flip on the Sandman... again?💗 PLEASE STOP WEBSITE 💗AdamSandlerPleaseStop.com📈 EVERY ADAM SANDLER FILM RANKED 📉Marie's Rankings – https://boxd.it/gVg1oBacon's Rankings – https://boxd.it/2ZVtqCaleb's Rankings – https://boxd.it/qqkzi🎥 EVERYTHING BACON MAKES 🎥ChicagoBacon.com🔥 ADAM SANDLER PLEASE STOP SHOP 🔥bitsbybacon.threadless.com/collections/adam-sandler-please-stop📟 CONTACT US 📟Instagram: @adamsandlerpleasestopWebsite: AdamSandlerPleaseStop.comBecome a supporter of this podcast:spreaker.com/podcast/adam-sandler-please-stop--2896668/support

28 Juli 1h 54min

Rob Schneider is a mob lawyer and Chet Hanks is a good gangster.WHERE TO WATCHhttps://tubitv.com/movies/100025533/dead-wrong🎬PLOT 🎬A narcissist concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that ignites a violent chain reaction and overwhelms the lives of those around him.🍆WE'RE NOW ON INSTAGRAM🍆💩EVERY ROB SCHNEIDER FILM RANKED💩BACON'S RANKINGS - https://boxd.it/30XsmCALEB'S RANKINGS - https://www.imdb.com/list/ls026099749/📈 EVERY ADAM SANDLER FILM RANKED 📉MARIE’S RANKINGS - https://boxd.it/gVg1oBACON’S RANKINGS - https://boxd.it/2ZVtq🎥 BACON'S YOUTUBE 🎥https://www.youtube.com/chicagobacon🔥ADAM SANDLER PLEASE STOP SHOP🔥https://bitsbybacon.threadless.com/collections/adam-sandler-please-stop/Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/adam-sandler-please-stop--2896668/support.

21 Nov 202451min

The whole gang is back to review the 2024 Netflix stand-up special, Adam Sandler Love You. Did Sandler make a comedy special so good that Marie, Caleb, and Bacon have fillped on the Sandman?💗 PLEASE STOP WEBSITE 💗AdamSandlerPleaseStop.com📈 EVERY ADAM SANDLER FILM RANKED 📉MARIE’S RANKINGS - https://boxd.it/gVg1oBACON’S RANKINGS - https://boxd.it/2ZVtq🎥 EVERYTHING BACON MAKES 🎥ChicagoBacon.com🔥ADAM SANDLER PLEASE STOP SHOP🔥https://bitsbybacon.threadless.com/collections/adam-sandler-please-stop/📟CONTACT US 📟Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/adamsandlerpleasestop/Website: http://www.AdamSandlerPleaseStop.com Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/adam-sandler-please-stop--2896668/support.

29 Aug 202441min

Kevin James tells old, tired jokes to a room full of people that are affraid of the future.What did we think of it?⭐STARRING ⭐Kevin James📈KEVIN JAMES RANKINGS 📉BACON | https://boxd.it/30X7IMARIE | https://www.imdb.com/list/ls026591221/🎥 BACON'S YOUTUBE 🎥https://www.youtube.com/chicagobacon🔥ADAM SANDLER PLEASE STOP SHOP🔥https://bitsbybacon.threadless.com/collections/adam-sandler-please-stop/🔮BACON'S PODCAST 🔮91 Donkey LaneAn improvised fantasy podcast about two idiots who live in a magical apartment complex at 91 Donkey Lane. Each week Robert Bacon and Nate Lopez document the strange happenings in the apartment while being visited by ghosts, trolls, wizards, and the occasional homeless man. Listen as they go on quests, discover new secrets, and watch Monster House.On all podcasting serviceshttp://www.91donkeylane.com📟CONTACT US 📟Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/adamsandlerpleasestop/Website: http://www.AdamSandlerPleaseStop.comBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/adam-sandler-please-stop--2896668/support.

17 Apr 202433min